By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.
However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.
Things escalate. Fast.
Features:- Cultivation - Jade Beauties- Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)- Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)
Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.
Previously titled DMG=MA
This story is currently only available on Royalroad.com, scribblehub and on my patreon. Any other versions are stolen and an infringement on my copyright. The first chapter was posted here in January 2023.
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 18 | Chapter 18 – Genesis | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 17 | Chapter 17 – Numbers Go Up | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 16 | Chapter 16 - The World Ends With Rock | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 15 | Chapter 15 – [Doomsday Meteor] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 14 | Chapter 14 – Heavy Metal VS Rock | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 13 | Chapter 13 – Lonely Voyage. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 12 | Chapter 12 – Astral Ascension | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 11 | Chapter 11 – [Avalanche] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 10 | Chapter 10 – A Quarry to Settle | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 9 | Chapter 9 – Core Strength | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 8 | Chapter 8 – Literally Nothing Happens for 500 Years | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 8 | Chapter 8.5 – Ok, Maybe Something Did Actually Happen in Those 500 Years | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 7 | Chapter 7 – Yes Hard Feelings | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 6 | Chapter 6 – One Stone Breaks Bone | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 5 | Chapter 5 – Stone Cold Killer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 4 | Chapter 4 – Rock Hard; Hot and Steamy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 3 | Chapter 3 – Getting Stoned with Goblins | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 2 | Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 2 | Chapter 2 – Gathering moss | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 1 | Chapter 1 – A [Rolling Stone] Gathers no Moss | RoyalRoadL | |
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Rock falls, everyone dies | 1 | Epilogue 1 – 🗿 | RoyalRoadL | |