Zylvia isn't the friendliest girl in the world.If you met her, she'd probably hate you.She might even, given the chance, push you down a flight of stairs.

She also happens to be the star of this fantastical, dreamlike novel of sorcery and supernatural strangeness, featuring the darkest comedy, the meanest girls, the wickedest witches, as well as douchebag knights, jealous gods and judgmental dogs.

Start reading now and follow Zylvia, a spoiled countess and target of a megalomaniacal sorceress, from her bedroom in her father's castle to a dark tower infested with the undead through portals to disturbing worlds and even, most frightening of all, to boarding school!