Too many necromancer stories. Here's another one.
Is it a litrpg? Sure. Why not.
Concepts: If you Isekai, why would you keep your original body?Would a necromancer make a good archaeologist?Has litRPG gotten so ridiculous that it's legitimate to read multiple chapters of a character powerleveling in their sleep?I feel tired and old all the timeWhere do all the "legacies" and "heritages" come from in every RR story everWhat happens if you're called to be a Hero and you 'Nope' out?
All these answers and more in: Goblin Parade! No, that's not right. Naptime Necri-nec-namnocronsy! Neppernancy!
Friggen, whatever. Imma go drown in scotch. Have a book. Hope you like it.
TRIGGER WARNING: Slow burn style story! Contains characters that say stuff and do things, that may be important several chapters later.
Boring stuff FYI: This fiction is not being published anywhere but RR at this moment. If you find it online elsewhere, that be stolen. Y'all know the drill. This story is not to be reproduced, transmitted, or modified, except as a reasonable expectation from how I've shared it with you. No one should interpret this as permission to create derivative materials (for money), feed a machine learning algorithm of any kind, or yadda yadda. Not without permission. If I'm violating anyone else's protected intellectual property, hit me up and I'll try to fix it. Use common sense. Talk to me if you've got questions.
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Naptime Necromancy | 52 | We All Know That Guy. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 51 | The Dreaded Author's Note | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 51 | I meant to ask you, where were you even running to in the first place? Did you know? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 50 | You know what, it's almost like everything's stopped working [Like Clockwork] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 49 | In my defense, this is my first time staging an insurrection, so get off my back! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 48 | Pillow Fight | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 47 | Contract Dispute | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 46 | The color Gred | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 45 | It's all a matter of perspective: The Venturous Merchant | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 44 | It's all a matter of perspective: The Dashing Rogue | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 43 | It's all a matter of perspective: The Farmboy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 42 | That is a trash strat, and you know it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 41 | Ask a magician for medical advice, ask your jewelry for magic, ask a soldier for fashion. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 40 | The future is wearables, y'all | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 39 | Couldn't you have just put it in the newsletter? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 38 | A responsible conversation about ethical waste disposal | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 37 | Gains, Pains, And A New Least Favorite Color | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 36 | Scene Transitions 101 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 35 | This week, on Gray's Anatomy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 34 | SKIP: A summary of recent events | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 33 | Every Monster Needs a Weak Point | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 32 | Grandmaster of suds | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 31 | Wait! Don't leave! It's not a dream-sequence, I SWEAR | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 30 | Maybe we should have just put him on a leash? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 29 | Wait. What do you mean, that wasn't a plot-hole? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 28 | Wherein an Isekai Protagonist Shows a Backwards Culture Just how Advanced His Was | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 27 | Aftermath? Is that like Algebra? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 26 | Interlude: What is {[(/*Madness */}]? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 25 | Wow, what kind of skill do you think Rhode will get next? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 24 | Oh COME ON. You're just dragging it out now, right? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 24 | Superior | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 23 | Never forget the golden rule | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 22 | "We're going in a different direction", "we're streamlining the department" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 21 | Duty Binds Us | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 20 | Did you forget to change the lights? Or is that just all the FORESHADOWING | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 19 | Rule#4 of Exposition: somebody gets naked, or else someone must die | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 18 | Don't stop, can't stop. RE: The Ruckus | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 17 | Interlude: Let's talk about [Portents] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 16 | APPENDICES: A helpful guide to pronunciation (#1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 15 | This is what a Hero looks like | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 15 | Everyone knows what a Hero looks like | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 14 | Why can't we all come together and stop spelling Knight with a K? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 13 | Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 12 | Lo, the House of Jern | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 11 | Interlude: Do you even work here anymore? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 10 | What is the difference between Tsundere and Yandere? Asking for a friend. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 9 | Evening Brunch, as One Does. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 8 | Is this gonna ruin my build? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 7 | Cough, please? Say, ah? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 6 | It's about managing expectations | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 5 | Oh, no! Stakes. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 5 | Stakes | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 4 | A Customer-Facing Interview | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 3 | It still feels like a dream | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 2 | Bedside manner | RoyalRoadL | |
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Naptime Necromancy | 1 | They're always summoning heroes up in here, aren't they? | RoyalRoadL |