Gort is a mucker, the lowliest and least-respected orc in Lord Dhoom's forces. His only two responsibilities are resetting the dungeon traps, and cleaning the mangled Hero corpses out of them.But when an unusually crafty band of Heroes enters the dungeon, Gort just might have the chance to prove his worth—and to win the heart of the cruelest, ugliest, and most fetid orc of them all. UPDATE 9 Dec 22: This was originally meant as a standalone short. But due to reader interest, I'm going to turn it into an ongoing series. Updates as quick as I can write them for now, with the goal of establishing a regular update schedule soon.Also, I've made minor edits to Chapter 1, mainly for consistency and clarity. None of them change the story, and you can safely skip them if you've already read the first installment.