Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.)

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We've all read and watched them. The mild-mannered Hero gets yanked from earth because of his mastery of video games, programming, engineering, fighting skills, gigantic manhood, or some ability that is desperately needed in order to save a fantasy world and change the face of that world forever!

This isn't that story.

He wasn't the chosen one, he wasn't the Isekai hero. He wasn't gifted with incredible blessings from the gods. No, he was a mistake... and to fix that mistake he has to try to save two worlds without being the hero destined to defeat the great evil! The system, itself, is controlled by that evil.

To do it, all he has is a broken and obsolete system, a tail, and a price on his head. And it doesn't help that he's stuck in the lowest of the low, the potato chip of the monster world, the creatures that even absolute newbie slaughter in bulk to get their very first level... a kobold!

A kobold with the ability to evolve to stronger monster forms... And a non-hero that's on the spectrum

If you like monsters inc., jambalaya, deep sea fishing, books by H.P. Lovecraft, or World of Warcraft, you might like this book. Of course, if you don't, you might like this book too, since it doesn't have anything to do with any of those other things, except jambalaya. Mmm... Or does it?

This book qualifies as PG-13. I cleaned up like 4 bad words because they were really not needed. There's some lightweight cussing, but it gets past TV filters, so I took off the profanity tag.

Winner in the Royal Road Writathon challenge. I am going to need a LOT of coffee to try and keep up the pace.

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Latest release - vol. 2.0, ch. 38.0
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Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 2 38 Arc 2. Chapter 38, Coming down from a natural high. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 61 Chapter 61. Still too cute to be adequately intimidating RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 60 Chapter 60. What is a Magic Card? RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 59 Chapter 59. Pineapple of Death RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 58 Chapter 58, Yummy Snakes RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 57 Chapter 57. My pet tsundere RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 56 Chapter 56. 3 million boyfriends. (and maybe girlfriends) RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 55 Chapter 55. Another Visitor from Earth RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 54 Chapter 54. A meeting of minds. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 53 Chapter 53. A delightful burden. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 52 Chapter 52. The Pick-Up group. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 51 Chapter 51. A bit more training montage RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 50 Chapter 50. Fighting Form RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 49 Chapter 49. Learning the Class features RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 48 Chapter 48. I am having fun! RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 47 Chapter 47. The wrong sort of Gambling. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 46 Chapter 46. More tilted cameras RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 45 Chapter 45, Into the deep end RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 44 Chapter 44- hotter than the inside of a horny toad RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 43 Chapter 43. Because someone spoilered the hell out of it. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 42 Chapter 42. Have a little class. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 41 Chapter 41. Now I'm cooking with MAGIC RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 40 Chapter 40. The people's hero RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 39 Chapter 39. Gatordrake, very dangerous... You go first. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 37 Chapter 37. I am a Golden God! RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 36 Chapter 36. A Cold bath RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 35 Chapter 35. Blinded by the Light RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 34 Chapter 34 Mob Farm. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 33 Chapter 33, a Boss is born. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 32 Chapter 32. Anger Management RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 31 Chapter 31. Another fine mess. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 30 Chapter 30. Impractical Magic RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 29 Chapter 29. If I could save Brains in a bottle... RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 28 Chapter 28. Daddy's got a brand new sword. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 27 Chapter 27. Terrible combat. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 26 Chapter 26. Bugs are good eating. So are players. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 25 Chapter 25. The World doesn't stop when you log out. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 24 Chapter 24. Maybe-enchanter RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 23 Chapter 23. The Big Bad RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 22 Chapter 22. The food chapter. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 21 Chapter 21. Looting for dummies. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 20 Chapter 20. Not as stupid as I look. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 19 Chapter 19. I smell a Rat RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 18 Chapter 18. Not the Monster! RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 17 Chapter 17. Big Fat Liars RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 16 Chapter 16. Evolution! RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 15 Chapter 15. Fun with Mutation RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 14 Chapter 14. Keep Hangin' in there. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 13 Chapter 13. The Good luck chapter RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 12 Chapter 12. Scum and Villainy RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 11 Chapter 11. Enter the Magical Blue screen RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 10 Chapter 10. Damned Pronouns. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 9 Chapter 9. Never trust a Dwarf. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 8 Chapter 8. Going into Dirt RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 7 Chapter 7. Mushroom fields forever. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 6 Chapter 6. Gnomes rule, but they are still evil little Sh*ts RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 5 Chapter 5. Going Under. RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 4 Chapter 4. A touch of Goblin RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 3 Chapter 3. Surprise! RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 2 Chapter 2. Between a stink and a soft place RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 1 Exposition dump... ***Appendix 1*** RoyalRoadL
Chronicles of Alandia (Kobold, Murderhobo's apprentice.) 1 Chapter 1. No Friends in Low places. RoyalRoadL