We've all read and watched them. The mild-mannered Hero gets yanked from earth because of his mastery of video games, programming, engineering, fighting skills, gigantic manhood, or some ability that is desperately needed in order to save a fantasy world and change the face of that world forever!

This isn't that story.

He wasn't the chosen one, he wasn't the Isekai hero. He wasn't gifted with incredible blessings from the gods. No, he was a mistake... and to fix that mistake he has to try to save two worlds without being the hero destined to defeat the great evil! The system, itself, is controlled by that evil.

To do it, all he has is a broken and obsolete system, a tail, and a price on his head. And it doesn't help that he's stuck in the lowest of the low, the potato chip of the monster world, the creatures that even absolute newbie slaughter in bulk to get their very first level... a kobold!

A kobold with the ability to evolve to stronger monster forms... And a non-hero that's on the spectrum

If you like monsters inc., jambalaya, deep sea fishing, books by H.P. Lovecraft, or World of Warcraft, you might like this book. Of course, if you don't, you might like this book too, since it doesn't have anything to do with any of those other things, except jambalaya. Mmm... Or does it?

This book qualifies as PG-13. I cleaned up like 4 bad words because they were really not needed. There's some lightweight cussing, but it gets past TV filters, so I took off the profanity tag.

Winner in the Royal Road Writathon challenge. I am going to need a LOT of coffee to try and keep up the pace.