Since losing his wife and son in a tragic accident, Benno has wanted to die.

Which sucks for him, because he can't.

For eleven years he's been trapped in an infallible body. No longer aging, impervious to physical harm, he spends his days drinking and shooting himself in the head. It's a fate worse than death.

Until he wakes up one morning from a strange dream and finds himself in an even stranger world, recruited by a group of ragtag, interdimensional pirates who want to exploit his invincibility in their pursuit of a legendary realm: the Dream Garden, where any wish will be granted.

A multiversal portal adventure for sad kids (and people generally). There's going to be a lot of violence, and a lot of explicit themes. There's going to be a foul-mouthed little girl, drug and alcohol use, and some good old fashioned bully bashing. You can expect a subversion of superhero tropes and an indulgence in pandimensional weirdness. Also a Rainbow Murder King.

Chapters will update 6 days a week, Monday through Saturday.