Garlic, Gravy, and Goblin Goop

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What if you could bake goblins? Not like how you bake a pie but, well no actually it's almost exactly like that. You sit around, pile some apple slices and sugar into a crust, throw some cinnamon on top, put that mess into an oven, and 45 minutes later you have a pie. Well, if you substituted a sufficiently fresh corpse and just a smidge of magic for the apple slices and sugar, you might just end up creating a very different kind of pie. A sinister pie with a heartbeat, dreams, and powerful stupidity. Now what kind of chef would want to cook up an unholy abomination like that?

A goblin, obviously. Goblin Chef specifically. Life isn't easy when you're born as a goblin but cursed with taste. Seriously, have you seen goblins eat? If they get hungry enough, they will walk out of their cave and literally eat dirt. Some of them will even try to chew rocks. But no, good old Goblin Chef won't settle for a life of eating dirt and mush. The only thing that he needs are some proper ingredients, hope, and the assistance of his magic to finally have some good food. If only it looked better...

Garlic, Gravy, and Goblin Goop is a satirical LitRPG that focuses primarily on our protagonist, Goblin Chef, or Chef as his friends call him. Goblins and enemies can call him Chef too. If you're looking for a slightly unhinged protagonist that is more interested in learning how to make cookies than he is in power-leveling to a million and fist fighting god, then you've come to the right place!

I upload a chapter every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 3 pm EST.

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