Since losing his wife and son in a tragic accident, Benno Hake has wanted to die.

Which sucks for him, because he can't.

For eleven years he's been trapped in an infallible body. No longer aging, impervious to physical harm, he spends his days drinking and shooting himself in the head. It's a fate worse than death.

Until he wakes up one morning from a strange dream and finds himself in an even stranger world, recruited by a group of ragtag, pandimensional pirates who want to exploit his invincibility in their pursuit of a legendary realm: the Dream Garden, where any wish will be granted.

A gamelit/isekai multidimensional fantasy epic for adult children who hate bullies and love cake. There's going to be a lot of violence, and a lot of explicit themes. You can expect a subversion of superhero tropes and an indulgence in interdimensional weirdness. Think Deadpool meets Rick & Morty, I guess. Or like, Hancock meets Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle. I don't know, I've never actually watched any of those.

Chapters will update daily for the rest of my life.