Unnoticed and unwanted, a man sits on his thin shabby blanket. He looks at you and beings talking.

Did you know?

No? You don't know?

How?! How can you not know!? What rock have you been living under?! Everyone knows!

Ugh! Fine! Since I pity you, I'll tell you the secret. Come here!

Closer!

Closer!!!

More! I need to whisper it in your ear.

Good. Ok.

There's a god who lives in the city.

Shhhhh!! Stop acting conspicuous! Be cool!

…

You're drawing too much attention! I said cool!

Ugh. Whatever. I give up. Everyone knows about the god anyway.

Where you ask? You want to know where is the god?

Well, you're going to have to read if you want to know more.

Go. Go on. Go read chapter one.

--- Hello! Author here! I'm writing something new, and I wanted it more comical and light-hearted. The character has a split personality and he has conversations and interacts with the story. Let me know what you think! I'll reply as best I can. Thank you! Hope you enjoy!