An autistic sailor, tossed from his ship in a storm, awakens to find himself in a strange body, in a strange world, where sorcery and goblins and dungeons are real!
He wasn't the chosen one, he wasn't the Isekai hero. He wasn't gifted with incredible blessings from the gods. No, he was a mistake... and to fix that mistake he has to try to save two worlds!
To do it, all he has is a broken and obsolete system, a tail, and a price on his head. And it doesn't help that he's stuck in the lowest of the low, the potato chip of the monster world, the creatures that even absolute newbie slaughter in bulk to get their very first level... a kobold!
A kobold with the ability to evolve to stronger monster forms...
If you like monsters inc., jambalaya, deep sea fishing, books by H.P. Lovecraft, or World of Warcraft, you might like this book. Of course, if you don't, you might like this book too, since it doesn't have anything to do with any of those other things, except jambalaya. Mmm... Or does it?
Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge. I am going to need a LOT of coffee.