My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre)

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Golden Retrievers hit like a truck, and Walter—your local full-time asshole and degenerate—found out in an accident that turned his life around a hundred eighty degrees. And then another. And another. Downstairs.

This led to both of them, owner and pet, hitting the door head-on and passing away. But that was just the beginning.

Now trapped in a game-like fantasy world controlled by an Argentinian demiurge, they will forge an alliance with the shady ruler of the land—who bedded at least one elf and defeated the Demon Lord—with the only purpose of finding a way back home. With the aid of his brow, knowledge of Argentinian culture, a nearly total lack of empathy, the ruler's zany daughters and an overpowered and fluffy entity of chaos he simply regards as "Mariana, my stupid dog", Walter will need to fulfill the dangerous task entrusted to him. That is, finding a way to kill the very moon and recover the item it drops.

From covering himself in undead belts to wielding Mariana as the tail-wagging sword she was always meant to be, Walter will need to use every last one of his braincells to find ways to survive deadly deserts plagued with Borgian horrors, explore an infinite library managed by lungfish, garner the favor of a bunch of dog-people that wouldn't mind the world ending, and overcome other Argentinians that like the fantasy land a tad too much. He knows only then he will be able to go back to Earth and fulfill his deepest desire: Jacking off to Konosuba! Doujins once more.

Warning: this fiction contains situations that may not be suited for everybody. On top of that, it contains some elements that may not be everyone's cup of tea, like for example: characters speaking Spanish, violence against animals, violence by animals, jokes about delicate subjects, obscure jokes about paleontology and, last but not least, footnotes.

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My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 24 v2 chapter 24: Proper Litrpg Customs. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 23 v2 Chapter 23: Mariana Makes Us All Return to Level 1 RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 22 v2 chapter 22: The Broadcast. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 21 v2 Chapter 21: Asking for a Commission. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 20 v2 chapter 20: Returning to one's roots RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 19 v2 Chapter 19: Arborescent Fern. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 18 V2 chapter 18: System Downtime RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 17 V2 Chapter 17: A bit Too Mooch RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 16 V2 Chapter 16: Heathen Powered Water Heater RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 15 v2 Chapter 15: All the Dead Things that Okey RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 14 v2 Chapter 14: New Sweet Home RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 13 V2 Chapter 13: Unconceivable Pleasures RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 12 V2 Chapter 12: Itty-bitty Lashings RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 11 V2 Chapter 11: A Most Jarring Trap RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 10 V2 Chapter 10: Facing my Outer Demons RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 9 V2 chapter 9: The Maid Outfit Incident RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 8 V2 Chapter 8: Mariana Gets Nerfed RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 7 V2 Chapter 7: R.G.G RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 6 v2: Chapter 6: Recovering Mariana. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 5 V2 Chapter 5: The Pack's Dumbest Culicidae RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 4 V2 Chapter 4: Dogvorced. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 3 V2 Chapter 3: Half-Elves be Shoppin' RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 2 V2 Chapter 2: At the Butcher's RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 1 V2 Chapter 1: Extended Party RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 1 Volume 1 Finale: Mourning Comes. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 90 Mariana's novel, Chapter 90d2Aconcagua: Fetching a cactus. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 52 Chapter 52: Empanadeye RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 51 Chapter 51: Soul-shaped hole RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 50 Chapter 50: Decent People Use the Long One. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 49 Chapter 49: Dogclads RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 48 Chapter 48: Good girl Beastmaster. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 47 Chapter 47: Dog Dancing! RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 46 Chapter 46: Canaver RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 45 Chapter 45: Mateo's message RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 44 Chapter 44: Mariana's Novel RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 43 Chapter 43: Almost Elemental Magic RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 42 Chapter 42: Anotter Lifetime RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 41 Chapter 41: Dog Bless America RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 40 Chapter 40: To Kill Not a God RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 39 Chapter 39: Gundogs and Viperkys RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 38 Chapter 38: Fernando's Trump Card RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 37 Chapter 37: Better than Memantine RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 36 Chapter 36: Ex-panada. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 35 Chapter 35: Autotrophy of Irene RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 34 Chapter 34: Forget Him Not RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 33 Chapter 33: The Empanada Priest RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 32 Chapter 32: Battle for Dear Life RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 31 Chapter 31: The Return of the Gratuitous Spanish. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 30 Chapter 30: The Common Sense is Still Missing RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 29 Chapter 29: Quarantine and Golden Retrievers. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 28 Chapter 28: Kinslayer RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 27 Chapter 27: Psychos be Shoppin' RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 26 Chapter 26: Clash of Chitons RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 26 Chapter 26: Female no more. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 25 Chapter 25: The Power of Not-Quite-Love RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 25 Chapter 25: Dog People. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 24 Chapter 24: A Seat Fit For a Walter RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 23 chapter 23: How Sweet You Are, Jacarandá RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 22 Chapter 22: All My Fictions. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 21 Chapter 21: A Secretary on Fire. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 20 Chapter 20: The Meta is Teaching Your Sword to Fetch. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 19 Chapter 19: I Still Miss the Door. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 18 Chapter 18: Of Lovers and Rivals. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 17 Chapter 17: Ignacio and Ursula's Journey Into Library City. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 16 Chapter 16: The Ones Who Walk Away From Common Sense. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 16 Chapter 16: Heathen Powered Water Heater RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 15 Chapter 15: Mateo's Plan to Eradicate Poverty RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 15 Chapter 15: Mateo's Plan to Eradicate Poverty RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 14 Chapter 14: Farming Catgirls With the Power of Terrible Movies RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 14 Chapter 14: Farming Catgirls With the Power of Terrible Movies RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 13 Chapter 13: Waggin' Tail. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 13 Chapter 13: Waggin' Tail. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 12 Chapter 12: Kicking All Sorts of Balls to Barely Any Effect RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 12 Chapter 12: Kicking All Sorts of Balls to Barely Any Effect RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 11 Chapter 11: The Lappies Always Do RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 11 Chapter 11: The Lappies Always Do RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 10 Chapter 10: Jorge Luis, you have to see this! RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 10 Chapter 10: Jorge Luis, you have to see this! RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 9 Chapter 9: Our Grain of Sand Towards Alien Global Warming. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 9 Chapter 9: Our Grain of Sand Towards Alien Global Warming. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 8 Chapter 8: More Than a Gut Feeling. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 8 Chapter 8: More Than a Gut Feeling. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 7 Chapter 7: Plotting the Murder of Lady Di RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 7 Chapter 7: Plotting the Murder of Lady Di RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 6 Chapter 6: Matus (doesn't) groan. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 6 Chapter 6: Matus (doesn't) groan. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 5 Chapter 5: Mighty Need to Speak to the Manager of Hostage Situations. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 5 Chapter 5: Mighty Need to Speak to the Manager of Hostage Situations. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 4 Chapter 4: Raising Awareness About Elf-harm. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 4 Chapter 4: Raising Awareness About Elf-harm. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 3 Chapter 3: Not a Goblin Layer. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 3 Chapter 3: Not a Goblin Layer. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 Chapter 2: Letter to an under-leveled lady away from Paris. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 2 Chapter 2: Letter to an under-leveled lady away from Paris. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 1 Chapter 1: In Another World With My Golden Retriever RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 1 Mariana's Novel, Chapter 1: The Nutchasing W. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 1 Chapter 1: In Another World With My Golden Retriever RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) 1 Mariana's Novel, Chapter 1: The Nutchasing W. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) Blackout , may affect schedule. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) Warning: No new chapters until writathon ends on monday. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) Mariana's Novel, Chapter Lorem Ipsum: Reventeance RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) Sadly, everything comes to an end... EVEN HIATUS. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) Shilling my newest Comedy Novel: Deck of Dogs! RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) Writathon-related Hiatus for new project. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) A peek into what could possibly be my next project! Road of the Rottweiler. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever (An unhinged parody of the LitRPG genre) Mariana's Novel Chapter Beachball: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RoyalRoadL