Do you miss the action heroes of the '80s and '90s?Tired of delicate sensibilities and toned-down PG-13 muck?Meet Sid Hansen. He's the finest killing machine the secret shadow government has ever produced. Feelings? He doesn't have them. Manners? Nope. Remorse? Absolutely not. This guy would detonate a bus full of kittens to kill one terrorist. He shoots first and asks questions never.So why is he running a cash register in a video store? Good question. The answer is complicated-and it's about to get a lot more complicated because an 8-foot-tall super zombie, a mystical ninja, teams of commandos in unmarked black helicopters, and an unstoppable super soldier are all coming to kill Sid. Why? Because of a girl…But don't worry about things getting all sappy. Sid doesn't have time for that. And this isn't that kind of story. This is a story about crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of the women.Boredom is a disease... and Rated R is the cure. So go ahead, pick up this thriller and make your day.Note: This is the Studio Interference Edition of Rated R with extra, never-before-seen content. That means:-More satanic bikers!-More kung fu for the Asian market!-More product endorsements!-More obscure nerd culture references only five or ten people will get!-More steak!