Ex-Staff Sergeant Dan Matthews had to Go to Jail after his fellow bank robbers shopped him. He went down for 5 years at HM Prison in Pentonville. He had to turn to crime because his cute but dumb wife Agnes had borrowed from loan sharks to pay the Utilities and he was boracic [skint], nothing left in the Community Chest. While incarcerated Agnes had twins, and there was no Chance they were Dan's twins. On release he moved in with his Mum, wondering how he could catch up with his ex-mates after missing so many moves. Purely by Chance he seized an opportunity to get the readies he needed, before discovering there was no way he could pass Go! And collect 200 sovs [sovereigns].