My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever

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Golden Retrievers hit like a truck, and Walter (Your local full-time asshole and degenerate) found out in an accident that turned his life around a hundred eighty degrees. And then another. And another. Downstairs.

This led to both of them, owner and pet, hitting the door head-on and passing away. But that was just the beginning.

Now trapped in a game-like fantasy world controlled by an Argentinian demiurge, they will forge an alliance with the shady ruler who bedded at least one elf and defeated the Demon Lord, with the only purpose of finding a way back home. With the aid of his brow, knowledge of Argentinian culture, a nearly total lack of empathy, the ruler's zany daughters and an overpowered and fluffy entity of chaos he simply regards as "Mariana, my stupid dog", Walter will need to fulfill the dangerous task entrusted to him: Find a way to kill the very moon, and recover the item it drops.

From covering himself in undead belts to wielding Mariana as the tail-wagging sword she was always meant to be, Walter will need to use every last one of his braincells to find ways to survive deadly deserts plagued with Borgian horrors, explore an infinite library managed by lungfish, garner the favor of a bunch of dog-people that wouldn't mind the world ending, and overcome other Argentinians that like the fantasy land a tad too much. He knows only then he will be able to go back to Earth and fulfill his deepest desire: Jacking off to Konosuba! Doujins once more.

Warning: this fiction contains situations that may not be suited for everybody. On top of that, it contains some elements that may not be everyone's cup of tea, like for example: characters speaking Spanish, violence against animals, violence by animals, jokes about delicate subjects, obscure jokes about paleontology and, last but not least, footnotes. Updates twice a week: one on Tuesdays, one during the weekend. Update schedule subject to the whims of real life in the third world. May sometimes drop in extra chapters due to special events.

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My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 15 Chapter 15: Mateo's Plan to Eradicate Poverty RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 14 Chapter 14: Farming Catgirls With the Power of Terrible Movies RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 13 Chapter 13: Waggin' Tail. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 12 Chapter 12: Kicking All Sorts of Balls to Barely Any Effect RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 11 Chapter 11: The Lappies Always Do RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 10 Chapter 10: Jorge Luis, you have to see this! RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 9 Chapter 9: Our Grain of Sand Towards Alien Global Warming. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 8 Chapter 8: More Than a Gut Feeling. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 7 Chapter 7: Plotting the Murder of Lady Di RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 6 Chapter 6: Matus (doesn't) groan. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 5 Chapter 5: Mighty Need to Speak to the Manager of Hostage Situations. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 4 Chapter 4: Raising Awareness About Elf-harm. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 3 Chapter 3: Not a Goblin Layer. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 2 Chapter 2: Letter to an under-leveled lady away from Paris. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 1 Mariana's Novel, Chapter 1: The Nutchasing W. RoyalRoadL
My Life After Being Killed By My Golden Retriever 1 Chapter 1: In Another World With My Golden Retriever RoyalRoadL