When average New Yorker Charlie goes out for his 21st birthday, some unexpected events happen that turn our average man into a less than average Vampire. He must now defy the odds of becoming increasingly less average by the day, and coming headfirst into this new world of creatures he didn't know existed. He must face off against hunters, other vampires, rent, the mob, and the everlasting issue of Veronica the BUSTY BLONDE BIMBO who started this all. Charlie must find a way to keep his sanity and become a human once again, or be stuck being a thrall for a massive idiot.