All Dave wanted to do was spend a week inside his dorm room. Clear his head regarding his ex-psychiatrist, find some peace, and scream where his roommate couldn't hear him. Instead, he exits the bathroom to find a litany of blue windows and the transformation of his reality.

Stuck in Canada as Earth is transformed into a penal colony for the multiverse's worst offenders, how will Dave survive the System Apocalypse?

- A light parodying of the "I Trademarked An Entire Genre" series.