To some, he's an idiot savant, to others, he's a high-functioning alcoholic. To almost everyone, he's an arrogant asshole. Jack Atlas - self proclaimed "Worlds Best Assassin" has a problem. Earth's integration into The Tower has ruined his life.

Jack was ready to retire… Well, he wasn't actually ready to retire, but love makes you do crazy things.

Regardless of his feelings, he was hanging up his guns… and knives… and explosives… All for a chance at love with the most recent girl of his dreams. Enter 'The Tower' stage left. A cruel device designed by the gods to determine just who is the strongest race within the multiverse. Make it to the top and you get to join the gods in paradise. Everyone else gets to experience… not paradise.

Instead of sipping Mai Tai's on some beach he can't pronounce; it's sipping health pots because he just got stabbed in the ass by a goblin. Instead of trips to Vegas with blackjack and hookers; it's trips to creepy dungeons filled with skeletons and zombies.

Join Jack as he learns to adapt to his new life of "DnD nerd crap" while in search of the perfect multiverse-cocktail. Also, he might climb The Tower and kill a bunch of people while he's at it…

***Chapters Monday, Wednesday, Friday***

What to Expect from this story:

An over the top action comedy, set to the backdrop of epic fantasy.

Lots of cursing and wildly inappropriate humor.

A main character who will pass up the opportunity for OP legendary items because he doesn't want to miss happy hour at the bar.

Shenanigans.

An anti-hero lead.