The Flaming Chamberpots gaming guild is on a raid when their members start dropping offline. Mike, the guild leader, finds an actual dwarf in his house who grabs him and takes him through the portal into a fantastic world. There he wakes up in the body of a player race. The guildies are put through a boot camp/character creation process. The queen wants an elite hit team, and it's well known it isn't murder if it's only NPC's!

Join Mike, Izzy, Niobe, Jackson and all the rest as they navigate forced character creation in a fantasy world. Dr. Mingelt, the gnomish scientist who leads the research team, explores methods for making them better killers. Drill Sergeant Bidlack ruthlessly forces the crew through exercise, weapons drill and a variety of skills based improvement. Instructor Goldo, a dwarf, leads training in combat. Instructor Nills, a human of noble background, instructs the trainees in fortune. Falaise is a tiny sea elf who teaches them magic using her background in Arcane and Divine spells. Instructor Stethyr, a cobra-like lizard man, teaches the group skills.

Will they achieve first level? How does the group advance in power? Will they become the hit squad the queen thinks she's paying for? Find out inside.

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