Please do not be fooled by the title, the analysis part is as much satire as it isn't, it definitely should be judged on its own merits.

I had written these three tales several years ago and wanted an excuse to post them, so I decided to analyze them with a bit of tongue-in-cheek behavior. This is something unique and definitely an attempt at something new, I have a hard time categorizing it, I definitely hope you give at least the analysis bit a small chance, it was very fun writing it.