The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes!

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WELCOME TO THE RETROFUTURE!

The Future That Never Was is an extended universe where Mars was terraformed before the Beatles sang Penny Lane, the Soviets colonized the asteroid belt and pirates plundered the rings of Saturn. In this alternate space age, humankind couldn't dream of a brighter future. Alas, the minute Earth turned into a nuclear wasteland, shadows already conspired from the heart of the Moon to the mysterious Planet Nineβ€”and maybe beyond...

The book series includes numerous R-rated titles. All of them will be uploaded on Royal Road. Check the Index or the list below for the main stories.

🐈 KITTY KITTY - START READING

Join sassy space cat Lee and his Desert Eagle-toting, soda-swigging human partner, Ali, in a future stuck in the late 80s/early 90s. Board the dynamic duo's ship, the mythical Kitty, as they bounty-hunt their way through a dystopian solar systemβ€”so lock and load, and shout Cowabunga! because it's crime-fightin' time!

πŸͺ PACHINKO BLUES - Fall 2022 - LEARN MORE

Amid the chaos of the Rings Civil War, a disgraced wanderer called Miles finds itself tangled in a vast vendetta involving a Lunar corporation, android mercenaries and data-cartels. From Saturn's Plastic Fields to the fringes of Kuiper, Miles's violent redemption is an 80s-esthetic space western filled with tears, blood and... ducks?

Other stories related to the first arc of The Future That Never Was:

β€’ RADIO FREAK - Standalone short story featuring Ali KovirΓ n, the Data Maiden and Bill Murray.

β€’ STELLAR PATRIOTS - Special episodes with Braun Kamirov, linking KITTY KITTY to the upcoming DATA dilogy and CYBER MACHO.

β€’ DATA ONE & DATA ZERO - 2023

β€’ CYBER MACHO - 2023

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The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 89 Kk3 - #19 Isola64 (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 87 Kk3 - #19 Isola64 (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 86 Kk3 - #18 The Blazing Firmament (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 85 Kk3 - #18 The Blazing Firmament (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 84 Kk3 - #18 The Blazing Firmament (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 83 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 82 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 81 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 80 KITTY KITTY Season 3 RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 79 SP - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 78 Sp - #05 The Death Of Yossef Braun Kamirov RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 77 Sp - #04 Pariahs Of Callisto RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 76 Sp - #03 Techno Decadence RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 75 Sp - #02 The Madman'S Truth RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 74 Sp - #01 Operation Condor RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 73 Stellar Patriots RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 72 KK2 - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 71 Kk2 - #16.5 Roaring Legacy RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 70 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 69 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 68 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 67 Kk2 - #15 Child'S Play (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 66 Kk2 - #15 Child'S Play (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 65 Kk2 - #15 Child'S Play (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 64 Kk2 - #14 The Ghosts Of Babylon (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 63 Kk2 - #14 The Ghosts Of Babylon (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 62 Kk2 - #14 The Ghosts Of Babylon (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 61 Kk2 - #13 Apocalypse Rings (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 60 Kk2 - #13 Apocalypse Rings (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 59 Kk2 - #13 Apocalypse Rings (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 58 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 57 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 56 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 55 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 54 Kk2 - #11 Noah'S Ark (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 53 Kk2 - #11 Noah'S Ark (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 52 Kk2 - #11 Noah'S Ark (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 51 Kk2 - #10 The Legend Of Purple Heart (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 50 Kk2 - #10 The Legend Of Purple Heart (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 49 Kk2 - #10 The Legend Of Purple Heart (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 48 Kk2 - #09 Dance With The Robots (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 47 Kk2 - #09 Dance With The Robots (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 46 Kk2 - #09 Dance With The Robots (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 45 KITTY KITTY Season 2 RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 44 RF - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 43 Rf - #08 A Mouse Called June RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 42 Rf - #07 Carnage Mutant Ninja Freaks RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 41 Rf - #06 Strange Science RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 40 Rf - #05 M.H.U.D (Mutagenic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 39 Rf - #04 The Neverending Troubles RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 38 Rf - #03 Ali & Zephyr'S Excellent Adventure RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 37 Rf - #02 Little Arcade Of Horrors RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 36 Rf - #01 Tales From The Water Tank RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 35 Radio Freak RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 34 KK1 - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 33 Kk1 - #08.5 Before The Storm RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 32 Kk1 - #08 The Red Fortress (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 31 Kk1 - #08 The Red Fortress (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 30 Kk1 - #08 The Red Fortress (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 29 Kk1 - #07 Little Mutant On The Prairie (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 28 Kk1 - #07 Little Mutant On The Prairie (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 27 Kk1 - #07 Little Mutant On The Prairie (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 26 Kk1 - #06 Honor Among Thieves (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 25 Kk1 - #06 Honor Among Thieves (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 24 Kk1 - #06 Honor Among Thieves (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 23 Kk1 - #05 Lord Of The Tanks (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 22 Kk1 - #05 Lord Of The Tanks (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 21 Kk1 - #05 Lord Of The Tanks (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 20 Kk1 - #04 The Mellifluous Caverns (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 19 Kk1 - #04 The Mellifluous Caverns (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 18 Kk1 - #04 The Mellifluous Caverns (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 17 Kk1 - #03 Ineluctable Duel (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 16 Kk1 - #03 Ineluctable Duel (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 15 Kk1 - #03 Ineluctable Duel (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 14 Kk1 - #02 The Twisted Heist (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 13 Kk1 - #02 The Twisted Heist (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 12 Kk1 - #02 The Twisted Heist (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 11 Kk1 - #01 Retro Cosmos (2/2) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 10 Kk1 - #01 Retro Cosmos (1/2) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 9 KITTY KITTY Season 1 RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 8 To our beloved friend RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 7 ORBITAL TROUBLEMAKERS (Videogame - Christmas 2022) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 6 Short Stories, Spin-Offs, Extras & Web Exclusives RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 5 PACHINKO BLUES (regular webnovel - Fall 2022) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 4 KITTY KITTY (3 episodic novels - In progress) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 3 Current State & Timeline Of The Book Series RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 2 Introduction RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Toys are back in cereal boxes! 1 Warning RoyalRoadL