Newdie Steadslaw Part I

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NEWDIE STEADSLAW is a randomized array of Chekhov's red herrings, non sequitors ex machina, run-on sentences, and em dashes— so many em dashes. It's like if the Bible and Shakespeare had a baby that they surrendered to foster care, then it got adopted by Alice in Wonderland and Dr. Seuss—the books, not the people—and then the baby fell down the stairs. In this metaphor, the stairs wrote the story.

Part I is the tale of the adventures of Traycup and Roby as they try to hold down a job inside the hollow Earth—a place made possible thanks to the secret science of embargoed relativity—and they get distracted by dancing foxes, a giant's record collection, and something with a train, I think. It's a work of fiction—although to call it work seems insulting to, y'know, actual work —but the fiction label is apt, so, y'know, that's a win. Half the words are made up, and the other half are embarrassed to be seen with them.

Part I is complete.

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Newdie Steadslaw Part I 46 Chapter 46: The Day when Days Stopped RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 45 Chapter 45A: The Last Order & Chapter 45B: We Can Go Back RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 44 Chapter 44: Keep a Big Secret RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 43 Chapter 43: I'm Not Concerned About Rules RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 42 Chapter 42: I Shall Do My Best RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 41 Chapter 41: The Last Name You'll Ever Have RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 40 Chapter 40: Burning to Dust RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 39 Chapter 39: You Could Have Been Like Them RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 38 Chapter 38: It's All Done Now RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 37 Chapter 37: The Time He's Given Up RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 36 Chapter 36: I Can Explain RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 35 Chapter 35: Don't Pray, but Judge RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 34 Chapter 34: Cheaters Win RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 33 Chapter 33: I Don't Have to Put Up with This RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 32 Chapter 32: Part of My Keto Plan RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 31 Chapter 31: Where the Monkeys were Playing Cards RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 30 Chapter 30: Do Not Speak RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 29 Chapter 29: The Imp's Impetus RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 28 Chapter 28: No Cruelty Was Too Much RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 27 Chapter 27: Skip This Chapter RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 26 Chapter 26: The Penalty for Innocence RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 25 Chapter 25: Out for Attention RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 24 Chapter 24: The Chase is Done RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 23 Chapter 23: A Pair if you Cease RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 22 Chapter 22: Now We're Getting Somewhere RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 21 Chapter 21: I Didn't Expect That RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 20 Chapter 20: Thanks For Waiting RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 19 Chapter 19: Open for a Pounder RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 18 Chapter 18: Pain is Inevitable in Life RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 17 Chapter 17: Tall White Walls RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 16 Chapter 16: Everything Caught on Fire RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 15 Chapter 15: A Standard and Measured Response RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 14 Chapter 14: It's Part of the Job RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 13 Chapter 13: When They Needed It the Most RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 12 Chapter 12: What Few They Had RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 11 Chapter 11: Onward to the Extremities RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 10 Chapter 10: An Emergency Had Been Declared RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 9 Chapter 9: It's Not Your Life on the Line RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 8 Chapter 8: I Guess We'll Put a House Here RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 7 Chapter 7: An Odd One Indeed RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 6 Chapter 6: Dancing, as One Must RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 5 Chapter 5: You Can't Be on Your Own Side RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 4 Chapter 4: It's Impossible, and They've Already Lied RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 3 Chapter 3: It Seems Like Rather a Lot RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 2 Chapter 2: It's Just the Worst RoyalRoadL
Newdie Steadslaw Part I 1 Chapter 1: A Diverse and Open-mindless Place RoyalRoadL