An aromantic asexual accidentally gets brought to a God's realm, who they then befriend. Chaos follows. Kicked out of the realm of Gods, they are forced to navigate the world with their friend's help to find their way back.

Sure, they didn't think it would be simple, but why is everyone trying to date them?!

"Love, come stream with me~" "Noo not you to! The infection is spreading."

"Come cuddle with me~" "You were hired to kill me."

"You're so beautiful when you cry." "I'm sorry w h a t."

"I'd give you the world. Just stay with me." "Hell no, you are a red flag factory."

"Stay behind me, I'll protect you." "Thanks, but I can handle myself, Enzo's been trying to kill me since day one."

Written by a clueless aroace