Come one, come all to the grand reveal of MavraCorp's Greatest Golem to date!
Introducing; The Perfect Boyfriend System (Perfect Girlfriend System to be released shortly)
For only 6 easy payments of 99$ you can get a brand spanking new lover, with none of the awkward stuff!
He cooks, he cleans! (For legal reasons we must note that the Perfect Boyfriend Golem must be taught to clean and cook, and does not come with instinctive janitorial/culinary ability.) He doesn't leave you for that ugly whale, Susan! …ahem.
Powered by only the most cutting edge of golem runology, your Boyfriend will evolve and learn as he lives. Under your (hopefully) caring hand he will grow to something extraordinary! Who knows, maybe with your help he'll even become sentient… nah.
MavraCorp is not responsible for any deaths, injuries, or general destruction caused by Perfect Boyfriends.
[For an additional payment of 50$ you can get the Memory Wand, perfect for recreating that one celebrity, or a sexy highschool crush you recently rediscovered on Binstafram]
(I'll change the cover art when I get a chance but I had this one from a while ago so why not. Also fair warning… I SUCK at consistent updates sooooo… good luck?)
(Also!!! No one told me that dark mode got rid of opacity changes, so until I figure out a solution this story is best read in light mode :) sorry for the blindness)
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Overload | 13 | …A Hatred that Distorts Truth | One last good day | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 12 | A Love that Fragments Time… | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 11 | Oh So Charming | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 11 | Healer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 10 | …Dying in the Dark | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 9 | Interlude 1; The Before | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 8-1 | 2 Fools in a Forest… (Tamer Part 1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 8-1 | Tamer Part 1 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 8 | 2 Fools in a Forest… | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 7 | Lessons in Mana | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 7 | Mage | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 6 | Hunter | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 6 | The Impulsivity of a Loosed Arrow | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 6 | The Impulsivity of an Arrow Loosed | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 5 | Dreams of a Level | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 5 | Level 1 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 4 | Mechanical Migrane | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 3 | The Trials and Tribulations of Having 0 Intelligence | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 2 | …My Dead Boyfriend. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 1 | Level 1 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 1 | Introducing… | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | 2 | …Dying in the Dark. (Tamer Part 2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Overload | Introducing… | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Overload | The Trials and Tribulations of Having 0 Int | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Overload | My Dead Boyfriend. | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Overload | Mechanical Migrane | RoyalRoadL |