Ever wondered what would happen if a sarcastic, foul-mouthed ex-superhero found himself zapped across space and time to a world of swords and sorcery? So did I. Contains approx 5% swearing by volume.
(Books one, two and the novella are finished; further stories coming soon. Long chapters: average chapter length is 6000 words).
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 23 | Book 2, Chapter 23: I've got a sudden need to go kick a god really hard in the bollocks | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 22 | Book 2, Chapter 22: You are invited to a private performance | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 21 | Book 2, Chapter 21: I see you have guests - we'll let ourselves out | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 20 | Book 2, Chapter 20: As if today wasn't frantic enough | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 19 | Book 2, Chapter 19: You get a better class of nemesis when you're me | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 18 | Book 2, Chapter 18: I've always wanted to say this: form an orderly queue, ladies | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 17 | Book 2, Chapter 17: You'll never see me again, I promise | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 16 | Book 2, Chapter 16: 'Don't worry' is not an option for someone with you in their life | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 15 | Book 2, Chapter 15: When I was your age muskets were considered high tech | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 14 | Book 2, Chapter 14: You do have something of a reputation for sudden violence, you see | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 13 | Book 2, Chapter 13: I didn't say about the curse? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 12 | Book 2: Chapter 12: What could possibly make today worse? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 11 | Book 2, Chapter 11: This is going to complicate things | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 10 | Book 2, Chapter 10: I'm working on my interpersonal skills | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 9 | Book 2, Chapter 9: I'm reliably informed it's extremely dangerous | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 8 | Book 2, Chapter 8: What just happened and who is this? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 7 | Book 2, Chapter 7: Let me guess - this isn't a welcome to the office party | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 6 | Book 2, Chapter 6: I've just remembered that there's a troll I urgently need to shoot | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 5 | Book 2, Chapter 5: What do you mean, claim to have killed him? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 4 | Book 2, Chapter 4: I doubt the snake feels the same way about us | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 3 | Book 2, Chapter 3: Stroppy elfbint | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 2 | Book 2, Chapter 2: The platonic ideal of unstealthy | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | 1 | Book 2, Chapter 1: It's not exactly what one could call subtle, is it? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 16 | Book 1, Chapter 16: It's about to kick off big style here | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 15 | Book 1, Chapter 15: The castle rooftop mutual appreciation society | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 14 | Book 1, Chapter 14: They could've shouted an apology | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 13 | Book 1, Chapter 13: I wish to register a complaint | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 12 | Book 1, Chapter 12: You are looking at the single most powerful individual alive | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 11 | Book 1, Chapter 11: Apologising really isn't your strong suit, is it? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 10 | Book 1, Chapter 10: Him and me don't exactly get on | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 9 | Book 1, Chapter 9: An extreme case study in not a good time to talk | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 8 | Book 1, Chapter 8: Unless you make some kind of massive douche move, you are so getting laid tonight | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 7 | Book 1, Chapter 7: I hate responsibility – I'm more of a live-in-the-moment type bloke | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 6 | Book 1, Chapter 6: Operating at the economical end of the mercy spectrum | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 5 | Book 1, Chapter 5: You see me again, you'd best hope it's from a distance | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 4 | Book 1, Chapter 4: Don't blame me if you finish the day off inside a troll | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 3 | Book 1, Chapter 3: Might I ask where the hell we are? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 2 | Book 1, Chapter 2: Will you please stop the decapitated head humour? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | 1 | Book 1, Chapter 1: I thought you lot were supposed to shamble? | RoyalRoadL |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 14 | Novella, Chapter 14: you want to exact terrible vengeance on me? Join the queue | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 13 | Novella, Chapter 13: how was I supposed to know she was a necromancer's wife? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 12 | Novella, Chapter 12: I will personally teleport a live wasp into your lungs | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 11 | Novella, Chapter 11: I love ultimatums, they're my favourite kind of 'um' | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 10 | Novella, Chapter 10: even I draw the line at drinking literal Devil piss | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 9 | Novella, Chapter 9: I'm not a fan of oversharing | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 8 | Novella, Chapter 8: the plural of 'drow' is 'drow' | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 7 | Novella, Chapter 7: I'm always outclassed, but never outnumbered | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 6 | Novella, Chapter 6: you brought down the wrath of a vengeful god on us and never apologised | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 5 | Novella, Chapter 5: Even though you tried to kill me with gravity, I'm actually starting to like you | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 4 | Novella, Chapter 4: looks like we've got ourselves a good old fashioned tables have turned situation | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 3 | Novella, Chapter 3: a shipmates with benefits type deal | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 2 | Novella, Chapter 2: the Posh Elf Titanic | RoyalRoadL | |
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella | 1 | Novella, Chapter 1: A magic therapy sack? | RoyalRoadL | |