Jake is a mess.
He's completely sick of life.
His only interest is the video game Lapine Death Corps which is played all over the universe.
Jake has no inclination for social interaction, except through video games, of course. In fact he actively shuns it - so you can imagine his dismay when he inadvertantly starts an intergalactic war and becomes the most wanted man in the universe.
He just needs to be boring old Jake again. Could his favourite video game be his saviour, and, somehow, the key to ending the war?
Strap yourself in for a hilarious, good vs evil, rollercoaster ride across the galaxy.
NOTE - I've now removed the majority of chapters from Royal Road as the book is available to pre-order on Amazon, releasing September 2023
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Aliens.exe | 116 | Chapter 116 - Going Nowhere | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 116 | Chapter 116 - Going Nowhere | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 115 | Chapter 115 - The Grand Plan | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 115 | Chapter 115 - The Grand Plan | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 114 | Chapter 114 - The Return of The King | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 113 | Chapter 113 - Going Down | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 112 | Chapter 112 - The Pure Centre | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 111 | Chapter 111 - Not a Cat In Hell's Chance | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 111 | Chapter 111 - Not a Cat In Hell's Chance | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 110 | Chapter 110 - Turn It Off and Back On Again | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 110 | Chapter 110 - Turn It Off and Back On Again | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 109 | Chapter 109 - An Unexpected Visitor | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 108 | Chapter 108 - Making Amends | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 107 | Chapter 107 - Diversionary Tactics | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 106 | Chapter 106 - Mom's Gone Viral | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 105 | Chapter 105 - Getting Back On Line | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 104 | Chapter 104 - Jail Break | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 103 | Chapter 103 - Breaking Back In | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 102 | Chapter 102 - You Can Sort Anything Over a Pint | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 101 | Chapter 101 - Desperate Measures | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 100 | Chapter 100 - Crawk | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 99 | Chapter 99 - Calm Down Dear | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 98 | Chapter 98 - At Your Service! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 97 | Chapter 97 - A Reckoning | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 96 | Chapter 96 - Disappointed | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 95 | Chapter 95 - Locked Up Again | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 94 | Chapter 94 - Friends Reunited | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 93 | Chapter 93 - War Tactics | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 92 | Chapter 92 - He's Only Gone and Done It | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 91 | Chapter 91 - Easily Distracted | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 91 | Chapter 91 - Easily Distracted | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 90 | Chapter 90 - Learning on the Job | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 90 | Chapter 90 - Learning on the Job | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 89 | Chapter 89 - Not Hanging Around | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 89 | Chapter 89 - Not Hanging Around | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 88 | Chapter 88 - Toilet Humour | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 88 | Chapter 88 - Toilet Humour | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 87 | Chapter 87 - Escape Plan | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 87 | Chapter 87 - Escape Plan | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 86 | Chapter 86 - Triple Crossing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 85 | Chapter 85 - Take Two | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 84 | Chapter 84 - Double Crossing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 84 | Chapter 84 - Double Crossing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 83 | Chapter 83 - Escape Night | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 82 | Chapter 82 - Let's Fly Away | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 81 | Chapter 81 - We Have a Plan | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 81 | Chapter 81 - We Have a Plan | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 80 | Chapter 80 - Sneaky Feasting | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 80 | Chapter 80 - Sneaky Feasting | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 79 | Chapter 79 - Leaving The Best Behind | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 78 | Chapter 78 - That's Not Your Ship! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 77 | Chapter 77 - The Ildor | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 76 | Chapter 76 - Won't Get Caught Short | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 75 | Chapter 75 - Crash Landing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 74 | Chapter 74 - The Romance Continues | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 73 | Chapter 73 - The Perks of Admin | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 72 | Chapter 72 - Defence is the Key | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 71 | Chapter 71 - HR Issues | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 70 | Chapter 70 - A Romantic Holiday | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 69 | Chapter 69 - The Missing Room | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 68 | Chapter 68 - The Green Door | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 67 | Chapter 67 - Even More Lookalikes | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 66 | Chapter 66 - getting Out and About | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 65 | Chapter 65 - Office Politics | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 64 | Chapter 64 - Jake is Back! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 63 | Chapter 63 - A Hole in Communications | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 62 | Chapter 62 - The White Centre | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 61 | Chapter 61 - The Race is On | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 60 | Chapter 60 - Jake The War Hero | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 59 | Chapter 59 - Rolled Over | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 58 | Chapter 58 - Retreating With Their Tails Between Their Legs | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 57 | Chapter 57 - Out of Thin Air | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 56 | Chapter 56 - A Busy First Day Back | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 55 | Chapter 55 - First Date? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 54 | Chapter 54 - Nursed Back to Health | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 53 | Chapter 53 - Wishing the Floor Would Swallow You Up | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 52 | Chapter 52 - A Cunning Plan | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 51 | Chapter 51 - Jake Finally Dies | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 50 | Chapter 50 - A Written Confession | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 49 | Chapter 49 - An Important Phone Call | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 48 | Chapter 48 - Rebelling in Responsibility | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 47 | Chapter 47 - Revelling in Responsibility | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 46 | Chapter 46 - Is it Lunchtime Yet? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 45 | Chapter 45 - Foolproof Battle Plans | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 44 | Chapter 44 - Jake's Failed Job Application | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 43 | Chapter 43 - Squad Sacrifice | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 42 | Chapter 42 - The Crawk-King | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 41 | Chapter 41 - The Grand Zombie-Master | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 40 | Chapter 40 - Sneaky | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 39 | Chapter 39 - Take Off! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 38 | Chapter 38 - Signing Up | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 37 | Chapter 37 - Mission Ready | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 36 | Chapter 36 - Food For Thought | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 35 | Chapter 35 - Making a Break for It | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 34 | Chapter 34 - 'Eading for Trouble | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 33 | Chapter 33 - The Tower of Power | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 32 | Chapter 32 - Making a Break for It | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 31 | Chapter 31 - Conscription | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 30 | Chapter 30 - War Tours | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 29 | Chapter 29 - Still Locked in Luxury | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 28 | Chapter 28 - Aliens Best Friend | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 27 | Chapter 27 - Always Trust Your Concierge | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 26 | Chapter 26 - A Hole Lotta Luck | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 25 | Chapter 25 - Locked in Luxury | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 24 | Chapter 24 - Two's Trouble | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 23 | Chapter 23 - Mission Implausible | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 22 | Chapter 22 - General Dog's Body | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 21 | Chapter 21 - Digging for No Broken Bones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 20 | Chapter 20 - Life's a Beach | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 19 | Chapter 19 - Under The Weather | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 18 | Chapter 18 - Lucky Pup | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 17 | Chapter 17 - Dog Gone | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 16 | Chapter 16 - It Couldn't Have Been Him, He Hasn't a Wicked Bone in His Body | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 15 | Chapter 15 - Dog Fight | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 14 | Chapter 14 - The Resistance | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 13 | Chapter 13 - Death Threats | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 12 | Chapter 12 - 'Arry | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 11 | Chapter 11 - An Unfortunate Likeness | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 10 | Chapter 10 - But He's a Lovely Lad | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 9 | Chapter 9 - Refugee | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 8 | Chapter 8 - Wanted | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 7 | Chapter 7 - Let Battle Commence | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 6 | Chapter 6 - Aliens | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 5 | Chapter 5 - The Beginning | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 4 | Chapter 4 - Breakdown | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 3 | Chapter 3 - Another Ending | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 2 | Chapter 2 - The End | RoyalRoadL | |
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Aliens.exe | 1 | Chapter 1 - The Beginning | RoyalRoadL | |