Successful participant in the April 2022 Royal Road Writathon
Three months on the rising stars comedy list
Two months on the rising starts fantasy list
"Pay Me in Venison" will be taken down for publication on Amazon in September 2024
When the Princess is murdered, the Mother Goddess offers her the chance of becoming a spirit beast to protect her disabled brother, the Crown Prince, from the sinister plots of their evil stepmother. The price that Weasilli, the trickster god, extracts for this boon: All memory of who she once was and why she is so keen to protect this boy. But, to liven things up, he does let her remember everything else from her education as a princess, because a cougar with expert knowledge of kingdom finance and court etiquette could be fun.
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Pay me in Venison | 94 | 94. The End For Now | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 93 | 93. The End? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 92 | 92. The morning after | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 91 | 91. The Prophecy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 90 | 90. Not Again! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 89 | 89. A king hiding in plain sight | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 88 | 88. Magus Keleher's very bad evening | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 87 | 87. The ghost of Queen Eleanor | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 86 | 86. Arrival in Tammerhof | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 85 | 85. Weaponized smile | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 84 | 84. Boom | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 83 | 83. Vogelberg Fortress | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 82 | 82. The punishment of tongues | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 81 | 81. Count Henri shows his colors | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 80 | 80. Count de Teep | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 79 | 79. Princess Aricia | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 78 | 78. Maneuvering | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 77 | 77. The haunted palace | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 76 | 76. The adults in the room | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 76 | 76. Rewrite | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 75 | 75. A surprise trip | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 75 | 75 Rewrite | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 74 | 74. Meanwhile, back at the palace... | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 73 | 73. Duchess Dora's sewing circle and terrorist society | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 72 | 72. The eyes have it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 71 | 71. Visiting relatives | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 70 | 70. Illusions | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 69 | 69. Attack of the silver vine | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 68 | 68. A betrayal of the worst kind | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 67 | 67. Dressing for success | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 66 | 66. Impulse and planning | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 65 | 65. Wards 101 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 64 | 64. Let it snow | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 63 | 63. Catching up with Father Garshom | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 62 | 62. Stealing breakfast | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 61 | 61. Unexpected visitors | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 60 | 60. A failure in planning | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 59 | 59. Mommy dearest | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 58 | 58. Ideations of Terrorism | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 57 | 57. Doors | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 56 | 56. A gift from the Goblin Queen. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 55 | 55. Wyverns on the roof | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 54 | 54. Winning friends and influencing wyverns | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 53 | 53. Intelligent belligerence | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 52 | 52. Vegetable Love | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 51 | 51. Conspiracies and bad poetry | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 50 | 50. Uncomfortable Truths | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 49 | 49. The wandering glass eye | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 48 | 48. Arriving in Wiffleblatt | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 47 | 47. Masking Blue Fox | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 46 | 46. Hangovers | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 45 | 45. Blue Fox's tale | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 44 | 44. The bearer of bad news | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 43 | 43. Stalker | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 42 | 42. Eavesdropping | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 41 | 41. Nosy Humans | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 40 | 40. Leaving for Blazroggle | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 39 | 39. Shopping | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 38 | 38. Wrap Him in Chains | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 37 | 37. Bad guys in the basement | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 36 | 36. The Bishop's plot | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 35 | 35. How not to commit a diplomatic insult | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 34 | 34. Palace | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 33 | 33. Appearances | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 32 | 32. Dinner | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 31 | 31. The Attack of Fuzzy the Chaperone | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 30 | 30. Entering the city | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 29 | 29. The way to Kizdangengar | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 28 | 28. Loose trousers | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 28 | 0.0 Sneak peak at the Prologue of the proposed sequel | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 27 | 27. Trouble at the gate | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 26 | 26. The Joys of Constipation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 25 | 25. Fever | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 24 | 24. Rescue | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 23 | 23. Predator and Prey | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 22 | 22. Meeting goblins | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 21 | 21. Racial Conflicts | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 20 | 20. Hunting with Trumble | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 19 | 19. Leaving | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 18 | 18. Negotiation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 17 | 17. Wyvern | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 16 | 16. Garshom's lousy week | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 15 | 15. Bishop | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 14 | 14. Meeting in the Forest | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 13 | 13. Motley Owl | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 12 | 12. A New Leg | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 11 | 11. Red Hawk's House | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 10 | 10. Among Elves | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 9 | 9. Intruder | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 8 | 8. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 8 | 8. Rescue | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 7 | 7. Search | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 6 | 6. Family Visit | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 5 | 5. Pay Me in Venison | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 4 | 4. Spirit Beast | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 3 | 3. Wolves | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 3 | 3. Wolves | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 2 | 2. The Cougar Finds a Boy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 2 | 2. The Cougar Finds a Boy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 1 | 1. The Death and Rebirth of Princess Sophie | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 1 | 1. The Death and Rebirth of Princess Sophie | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | 1 | X1. Road Trip - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | |
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Pay me in Venison | III. Rescued by Elves - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | VI. Goblins - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | 0. Prologue - The Life and Death of Princess Sophie - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | VII. The Road to the Goblin Capital - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | X. Attempted Murder - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XIII. The Joys of Hangovers - The Edited Vertion | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XVI. Crystal Ball - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XIX. Magic Carpet Bribes - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | IX. Diplomatic Insults - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XII. Uninvited Elf - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XV. Wyverns - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XVIII. Grumpy Puss - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | VIII. Kizdangengar - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XIV. The Terrors of Love Poetry - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XVII. Failures in Planning - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XX. Hoheit - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | Epilogue - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XXIII. Boom - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XXV. Making Peace - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XXIV. Putting Out Fires - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XXII. Count de Teep - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | XXI. Planning a Coup - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | I. The Cougar Finds a Boy - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | IV. Living with Elves - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | II. Family Visit - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Pay me in Venison | V. Trolls - The Edited Version | RoyalRoadL | ||