What if everyone in the world gave you $1?
That's what Hefty, a fat and cocky 14-year-old computer hacker tries to do. He bets on Bitcoin, and becomes a millionaire. Nevertheless, it's short lived because Hefty is under the beck and call of his BPD mom. Hefty's mom has leukemia. After seeing his mom's hospital bill, he goes full tilt on the internet, selling crazy things on the Dark Web, like drones, drugs, and guns.
And under his nose, someone's been watching Hefty.
Before he knows it, he's abducted by ISIS and transported to Syria. ISIS's chief tech officer was blown apart in an airstrike. All of ISIS's money freshly minted into Cryptocurrencies. The passcodes in his mind blew up with the airstrike. The King of ISIS, forces Hefty to find the passcodes. At gunpoint, Hefty can't say no, but tricks the King. The King makes a deal with him: If Hefty gets the money off the server, he gets to keep his life (and 10%). Hefty agrees and sees the amount from his 10%: $1.1 Billion in BTC.
Drunk with money, Hefty joins the King and naively agrees to help ISIS, and starts buying everything he's always wanted.
He still misses home though, and after a google search brings up his mom, he throws bread crumbs through the internet. He creates digital trails throughout the back end of sites he hacks so people can find him.
Even though his lifestyle is fun and exciting, ISIS starts to look less inspiring. Hefty sees the cruelty of ISIS's cause and it disillusions him from thinking the Caliphate is noble. After some ISIS friends start dying, Hefty sees that war is dumb. Hefty tells his dying friend, on his last breaths, that he is going to take down ISIS. Mistake. With his last yells, his friend tattles on Hefty. Overnight, he goes from Multimillionaire to POW. The King gives him 2 options: blow up his favorite team on a game day of the Cleveland Browns, or his mother dies. Hefty chooses his mother.
Within weeks, Hefty covertly writes software to defeat ISIS, leaving enough breadcrumbs to attract the Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army, General Tarvish. Acting quickly, General Tarvish works to find Hefty and uncover the Brown's Stadium plot.
Hefty finds a way to bomb the stadium, using an order that the president enacted putting all combat planes: no matter where over the US, had to be fully loaded and ready for war. Tarvish didn't plan this into his counter measure.
Hefty has set up ambushes against the Caliphate of ISIS… but the joke turns on him when he forgets to delete his code, and his terror attack on Brown's Stadium goes off. Hefty's location goes live, and an air campaign against the Caliphate starts. The US President angrily tries to drop a nuclear bomb on Hefty and the Caliphate. Tarvish kills the President before he can order the attack.
The King flees by truck into the desert, but brings his cyber weapon: Hefty.
Fed up, unafraid, and frankly pissed off, Hefty grows some balls and kills everyone in the car, giving the King his just reward, and careening down a mountain in the process.
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Hefty | 54 | Chapter 54: Stadium's End | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 53 | Chapter 53: Hero's Vodka | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 52 | Chapter 52: Back of the Bus | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 51 | Chapter 51: Total Badass | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 50 | Chapter 50: Loogey | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 49 | Chapter 49: Sun | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 48 | Chapter 48: Top | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 47 | Chapter 47: Being Left-handed is a Handicap | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 46 | Chapter 46: Chairlift | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 45 | Chapter 45: Lights | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 44 | Chapter 44: Moon Roof | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 43 | Chapter 43: Edmund | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 42 | Chapter 42: Live | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 41 | Chapter 41: Phone Call | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 40 | Chapter 40: Manny | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 39 | Chapter 39: Dodge | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 38 | Chapter 38: School of Visual Arts | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 37 | Chapter 37: Ronald of the Library | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 36 | Chapter 36: Hail Mary | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 35 | Chapter 35: Chew | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 34 | Chapter 34: Dark | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 33 | Chapter 33: Heftyvision | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 32 | Chapter 32: Windows and Engines | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 31 | Chapter 31: Waves | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 30 | Chapter 30: Middle Finger | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 29 | Chapter 29: Mustard | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 28 | Chapter 28: La RaTa | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 27 | Chapter 27: Go PRO | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 26 | Chapter 26: Tequila Tarvish | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 25 | Chapter 25: Inhale | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 24 | Chapter 24: Pure Glory | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 23 | Chapter 23: Montage | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 22 | Chapter 22: Check Mate | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 21 | Chapter 21: Bleating | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 20 | Chapter 20: Crunch | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 19 | Chapter 19: Booger | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 18 | Chapter 18: Happy World | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 17 | Chapter 17: Growing Fast | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 16 | Chapter 16: Growing Up | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 15 | Chapter 15: Kindergarten | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 14 | Chapter 14: The Head | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 13 | Chapter 13: The General | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 12 | Chapter 12: Dark Web | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 11 | Chapter 11: 2 Lambos | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 10 | Chapter 10: That Cancer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 9 | Chapter 9: Shooting Ohio | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 8 | Chapter 8: Lotta Scratch | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 7 | Chapter 7: Red Devil Hot Sauce | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 6 | Chapter 6: Bad Eggs | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 5 | Chapter 5: Mom's Punch | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 4 | Chapter 4: My Fucking Ear | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 3 | Chapter 3: The Capricorn | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 2 | Chapter 2: The Hefty Bag | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | 1 | Chapter 1: The Sweaty Mess | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hefty | Prologue: Here We Go | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Hefty | Epilogue | RoyalRoadL |