A Sailor, after getting tossed from his ship in a storm, finds himself waking up in a world of swords, sorcery, monsters, and adventure.

This could have been exciting, except that, instead of being a mighty-thewed Barbarian, Powerful Wizard, or wood-wise elf, He found himself in the body of a monster.

Not just any monster, but the weakest, most cowardly, and well-known newbie-target, a kobold. Not only is he stuck as the lowest of the low, but he may also need to save two worlds, his new one and the one he came from!

Disclaimer: This book contains a character with moral conviction, some strong ethics, and well-defined relationships. The main character is a Kobold, and Kobolds don't usually get the sexy monster girls. There is an occasional light curse word and a protagonist that on occasion even apologizes. There are no overtly sexual situations and a lot of making fun of harems and thinly-veiled fantasy porn. There is some violence and pain, but they mostly all deserve it, and it doesn't dominate the book. You have been warned.