When pirate captain Eli Valenz kidnaps Navy potioneer Ambrose Beake, the two men strike an accord: Ambrose will brew for the buccaneers until he's earned enough money to open a potion shop on land.

Dry, safe, impossible-to-drown-on land.

But as their seaward journey leads them towards krakens, evil commodores, and worst of all, feelings, they both find they're in for more than they bargained for.

(This is a pirate AU of A Rival Most Vial (my own work) that I made just for fun, and needed somewhere to host post-Wattpad. It is a queer fantasy pirate romance.)