A Comedy of Sexual Horror in a Fantasy Setting.

Spetlamu, a secluded foggy village in the shadow of a vampire's castle, needs wise and book-learned heroes to solve its problems with shrewd precision. Instead it gets Fabdinus Rutt, a barbaric minotaur whose solution to every problem is to either smash it with his enormous axe or his enormous penis.

The decadent sensuality of the Vampires and the irresistible virility of the Minotaur collide, throwing the community into chaos. Only Tatiana Lever, a simple milkmaid, has the sexual skills and soft breasts that can save the village. -- This chapter can work as a good standalone showcase if you're trying to decide if this book's for you... https://www.scribblehub.com/read/399215-the-minotaurs-milkmaid/chapter/406019/ -- Influences include Edward Lee, Monty Python, Carlton Mellick III, Nisio Isin, Hammer Horror and Derek & Clive. It's kind of a bad fit for this site, since only one of those relates to LN/WN culture. There's 'niche' and then there's THIS. But lets give it a shot anyway. -- It is obvious that the story condemns the sexual violence it (very frequently) depicts, but that obviousness doesn't really come out until around chapters 15&16, so for safety's sake I'd better make it clear now.