Lev Ramone was transferred to a new world against his will, thrown into a forign forest with nothing but someone else's clothes on his back and a satchel full of mysteries. He was expecting dragons and elves, and while those existed aplenty, inbred monster fish, skin spiders, and frankenstein horror beasts seemed to be in greater supply where he was. Will this glorious idiot die in a world out to kill him specifically, or will he become the one that does the killing?