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It seems that magic was not meant for the likes of Fenn. Without a powerful bloodline, gods blessing, or the tuition to study at a wizards college, he may need to seek darker paths to power. With steely resolve he calls out for the unknowable beyond to seek a pact with a creature of great knowledge. His call is answered by... a contract lawyer in california?

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