Despite being completely unprepared as regards his being a normal functioning human being – in terms of investigating mysteries – Pat is not entirely unprepared for the task, when his father, the Chief Constable of Police Scotland – at least, but perhaps more via political mechanisms he doesn't understand – is found murdered, desecrated in strange ways, and crucified on an inverted cross; in a manner - that though perhaps overplayed, is not entirely unreminiscent of the videogames Pat has conditioned himself to see reality through. Among other things this is a murder investigation – it's also an exorcism – of which he's obviously the prime suspect. But the events currently-right-now-occurring – they're transpiring not exclusively inside Pat's nut because – despite this being a very popular way to frame reality – no non-weird way to say it – it's the Apocalypse.

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