This book is about a sixteen-year-old girl named Samantha (Sam) Masters. For Sam, puberty came not only with periods and acne but also with very strange manifestations, such as constant hunger, allergy to garlic, and increased sensitivity to sunlight. Oh yes, Sam turned out to be a vampire. But not the one who languidly stares at the moon and only thinks about romantic love. No, Sam is a vegan vampire who kicks everyone's ass – from sex predators and drug dealers to the vicious and powerful secret society of carnivorous vampires. Sam is the most badass girl since Pippi Longstocking! By the way, love has a place here too. But it's not the kind you expect!