After I died, god asked me, "what do you want to incarnate into?" I thought about for a good while, "god." Why wouldn't anyone want to go for the god route? "Mm, I see. You'll be a strawberry plant," he spoke nonchalantly without even glancing my way. Before I could protest, he snapped his fingers and here I was, reincarnated as a strawberry plant. Like, for real? Did I take that joke too far?

Second Tempest Contest Choice 1) Non-mainstream weapons. New cover art/page (Aug 02): character is commissioned from Kamenamen on Fiverr.com; background and text is made by author on MediBang Paint Pro. Schedule: 3+ chapters per week. The "gore" and "language" warnings are there just in case, better safe than sorry. Note (Aug 27): MC isn't "bright" and is a bit of a "strange cookie." Also, in comments, some are saying certain characters are super annoying. This novel isn't for everyone, just a heads up. *This novel is posted on scribblehub exclusively. If you find it on another site, I didn't post it.*