This is the story of a prince who got exiled because of all the trouble he caused.

As he tries to get back up, he falls... face first. But his trusty AI got his back.

Or does it?

"Shields at 30%, structural gaps detected, several heavy impacts in the hull, fire at 3 locations, time until the ship explodes...180 seconds."

"Time until we reach your main body?"

"...210 seconds. It was nice knowing you but all things must someday come to an end.."

"Are you telling me I'm going to die!?"

"Please don't make a scene, the black box is recording and you wouldn't want to embarrass yourself on your own funeral."

"I swear to all Star Gods I will delete you if I survive this!"