It was supposed to be my well-deserved break that I had earned after toiling away for a month. I planned it well. I had even thought of inviting my long-time girlfriend over.

Then, how did my Netflix and popcorn night that should have filled with cuddles and ended with steamy action turned into this… this… cosmic horror?

Oi, you reincarnation god, even if you wanted to be creative, this shouldn't be the way, right?