Student and amateur programmer Connor was laying face down in a mysterious forest. The last thing he remembered was getting struck by lightning in the middle of a large city. He knew nothing of his location and he was suspicious of his own circumstances. Desperate for anyone or anything to give him an answer, he yelled: "What is this!?"

Human("Connor Walkens")

Arcane Administrative privileges applied

Executeable files: filename.spell

It didn't tell him much more than his name, and it wasn't the last surprise he would have to face from then on.