The Elsewhere Parcels and Packages Delivery Service will see to all your postal needs! Our top notch Delivery Agents and Crossroads Operators will make sure your important packages go exactly where they need to go 85% of the time, 100% of the time. The mana-powered Waypoint system ensures deliveries reach their destinations in mere moments! So what are you waiting for? Visit your local branch today and experience the power of the post!

*Refunds or returns not available. Packages may be incinerated if costs exceed profits. EPPDS is not responsible for any damages incurred during the delivery process.

Victoria Valentine is a (mostly) rule abiding employee of the Elsewhere Parcels and Packages Delivery Service. She spends her days as a Crossroads Operator, doing her darnedest to get packages where they need to go. But things are changing at EPPDS, and Victoria is front and center. Join her as she makes new friends, sees new places, and maybe makes a bit of a difference in the world.