The Life of Tim

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Volume 1: The Life of Tim

In a world of magic and otherworldly heroes, Tim, an ordinary law abiding citizen, experiences absolutely nothing bad. Life is just hunky-dory for him. His life definitely does not get ruined by any heroes not doing their jobs, and he totally does not commit several war crimes in the course of getting his life back on track. You cannot prove anything. Nothing out of the ordinary here! Very wholesome, 10/10 experience.

-- A proofreader that is definitely not being held at gunpoint

Volume 2: The Life of Ellie

In a world of magic and otherworldly heroes, Ellie is a good girl that goes around singing happy songs. At no point in time are there any terrible grudges she has to pursue. I swear by my dear old mother that she most definitely does not break the Geneva Convention multiple times in order to make things right. She's just a sweet little girl with a blanket poncho who most certainly has not put two-and-two together to realize that the heroes are why she has lost everything twice over. Please. I swear it's the truth.

-- Cato and Dentatus have my wife and kids. This is a legitimate plea for help.

Cover art by Dentatus

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The Life of Tim 2 1 Volume 2 Chapter 1: The Life of Ellie RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 1 41 Chapter 41: 1v1 Me Bro RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 1 1 Volume 1 Chapter 1: The Life of Tim RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 70 Chapter 70: A Life, Almost Forgotten RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 69 Chapter 69: The Life of Tim RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 68 Chapter 68: In Which Jumping Into A Burning Building Is A Good Idea RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 67 Chapter 67: In Which Tim Needs Some Aspirin RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 66 Chapter 66: The Obvious Benefits Of An Ambush RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 65 Chapter 65: In Which The Town Guard Stops For A Light Dinner RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 64 Chapter 64: How To Use a Severed Head as a Distraction RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 63 Chapter 63: In Which Clarkson Does Paperwork RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 62 Chapter 62: Leftovers Always Taste Better RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 61 Chapter 61: My Friends, My Good Friends RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 60 Chapter 60: In Which Elena Eats Some Cod RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 59 Chapter 59: In Which Adrian Drops his Mixtape RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 58 Chapter 58: Ain't Got No 'Mallows RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 57 Chapter 57: Hide and Seek With Your Friendly Neighborhood Hero! RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 56 Chapter 56: Eleven Seconds RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 55 Chapter 55: In Which Bert Sings A Silly Song RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 54 Chapter 54: Torchlight Reflecting In A Glass RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 53 Chapter 53: A Rare Seven-Fingered Elf, What A Find! RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 52 Chapter 52: A Wistful Dream For When The Violence Ends RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 51 Chapter 51: Please Stop Killing The Messengers RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 50 Chapter 50: Messengers Are Expendable RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 49 Chapter 49: In Which Gangsters Bake Some Pastries RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 48 Chapter 48: In Which Tim Becomes A Good, Upstanding Citizen RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 47 Chapter 47: In Which Tim Valiantly Runs Away RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 46 Chapter 46: Remember Kids, Always Cut Off The Head RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 45 Chapter 45: A Flower In A Sea Of Smoke RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 44 Chapter 44: In Which Tim Ignores OSHA Regulations RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 43 Chapter 43: Spamming Lightning Magic RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 42 Chapter 42: In Which A Hero Uses Her Brain For Once RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 40 Chapter 40: In Which A Hero Jumps Off A Wall RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 39 Chapter 39: In Which A Demon Camps For Kills RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 38 Chapter 38: The Rat Requires Two Tins Of Cookies RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 37 Chapter 37: Volunteers Are A Renewable Resource RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 36 Chapter 36: In Which The Boys Look Forward To A Cold One RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 35 Chapter 35: In Which People Show Up To Work Hungover RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 34 Chapter 34: Sir, I Need You To Ignore The Suspicious Barrels RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 33 Chapter 33: In Which Tim Slightly Improves Race Relations RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 32 Chapter 32: In Which Tim Leans Back Really Far In A Chair RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 31 Chapter 31: In Which Elena Causes Property Damage RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 30 Chapter 30: In Which The Hero Does His Job For Once RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 29 Chapter 29 - Epilogue RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 29 Chapter 29: Gunpowder? More Like Funpowder! RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 28 Chapter 28: In Which Tim Explores the Wonders of Chemical Weapons RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 28 Chapter 28: The Life Of Ellie RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 27 Chapter 27: What Did That Desk Do To You? RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 27 Chapter 27: Attempting To Shank A Hero RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 26 Chapter 26: Survivors RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 26 Chapter 26: The Thing In The Gore Pit RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 25 Chapter 25: Wood Splinters and Stone Bricks RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 25 Chapter 25: The Man In The Suit RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 24 Chapter 24: History Tends To Repeat Itself RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 24 Chapter 24: The Gore Pit RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 23 Chapter 23: Always Pack Brass Knuckles On Trips RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 23 Chapter 23: Eat The Glass Eat The Glass RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 22 Chapter 22: The Getting Out Of The Dodge RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 22 Chapter 22: In Which Ellie Gets Some Petty Revenge RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 21 Chapter 21: Definitely Not Sherlock RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 21 Chapter 21: In Which Ellie Has Violent Intentions RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 20 Chapter 20: Some Mustard For Your Hotdog RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 20 Chapter 20: That One Thing With The Dragons And The Balls RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 19 Chapter 19: Kneel RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 19 Chapter 19: In Which Ellie Has A Sneaky-Beaky Idea RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 18 Chapter 18: How To Make Mustard Gas RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 18 Chapter 18: Keep An Eye On The Rats RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 17 Chapter 17: In Which Tim Discovers War Crimes RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 17 Chapter 17: A Thousand Voices RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 16 Chapter 16: Rest When You're Dead RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 16 Chapter 16: Right, So The People In The Mud? Yeah. They Can See You RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 15 Chapter 15: Arm, Meet Rat RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 15 Chapter 15: In Which Some Soldiers Sample Fine Cuisine RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 14 Chapter 14: The Rat is Not a Flute RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 14 Chapter 14: Bad Vibes On A Battlefield RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 13 Chapter 13: Of Rats and Half-Elves RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 13 Chapter 13: There Ain't No Ice Cream On A Battlefield RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 12 Chapter 12: Loitering Can Be Bad For Your Health RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 12 Chapter 12: Kicking Back With A Snack To Watch The Carnage RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 11 Chapter 11: My Friend, My Good Friend RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 11 Chapter 11: Exploring The Possibilities of Premeditated Homicide RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 10 Chapter 10: Do Corpses Count as People? RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 10 Chapter 10.5: Farmers Don't Count As People RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 10 Chapter 10: In Which Santet Becomes One With The Dust RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 9 Chapter 9: No One Ever Invites Me to Parties RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 9 Chapter 9: No One Ever Invites Me to Parties RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 9 Chapter 9: A Hero in Jeans and a Button-Down RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 8 Chapter 8: Hey Kids, Wanna See a Disembodied Hand? RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 8 Chapter 8.5: Hey Siri, What is the Geneva Convention? RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 8 Chapter 8: Hey Kids, Wanna See a Disembodied Hand? RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 8 Chapter 8.5: Hey Siri, What is the Geneva Convention? RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 8 Chapter 8: In Which Galler Gives Out Firm Yet Loving Hugs RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 7 Chapter 7: The Rat Definitely Does Not Talk RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 7 Chapter 7: The Rat Definitely Does Not Talk RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 7 Chapter 7: Hello There Dandy-Man RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 6 Chapter 6: Oh You'd Butter Believe This RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 6 Chapter 6: Oh You'd Butter Believe This RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 6 Chapter 6: The Voices in the Wall Aren't Real, They Can't Hurt You RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 5 Chapter 5: Cookies, a Rat's Best Friend RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 5 Chapter 5: Fifty Good Men Ready To Commit Acts of Extreme Violence RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 4 Chapter 4: Taxes and Death, The Only Certainties of Life RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 4 Chapter 4: In Which Ellie Takes Care of Very Serious Business™ RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 3 Chapter 3: Hydration is Key to a Healthy Life RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 3 Chapter 3: Hydration is Key to a Healthy Life RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 3 Chapter 3: Hydration is Key to a Healthy Life RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 3 Chapter 3: In Which Elena Hates Blue People RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 2 Chapter 2: Traveling by Map RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 2 Chapter 2: Traveling by Map RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 2 Chapter 2: Bill Clarkson Vs Elena's Alcohol Addiction (Round 1 - Fight!) RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 1 Chapter 1: The Life of Tim RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim 1 Chapter 1: The Life of Tim RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim Prologue: In Which the Heroes do a Good Thing RoyalRoadL
The Life of Tim Prologue: In Which the Heroes do a Good Thing RoyalRoadL