Volume 1: The Life of Tim
In a world of magic and otherworldly heroes, Tim, an ordinary law abiding citizen, experiences absolutely nothing bad. Life is just hunky-dory for him. His life definitely does not get ruined by any heroes not doing their jobs, and he totally does not commit several war crimes in the course of getting his life back on track. You cannot prove anything. Nothing out of the ordinary here! Very wholesome, 10/10 experience.
-- A proofreader that is definitely not being held at gunpoint
Volume 2: The Life of Ellie
In a world of magic and otherworldly heroes, Ellie is a good girl that goes around singing happy songs. At no point in time are there any terrible grudges she has to pursue. I swear by my dear old mother that she most definitely does not break the Geneva Convention multiple times in order to make things right. She's just a sweet little girl with a blanket poncho who most certainly has not put two-and-two together to realize that the heroes are why she has lost everything twice over. Please. I swear it's the truth.
-- Cato and Dentatus have my wife and kids. This is a legitimate plea for help.
Cover art by Dentatus
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The Life of Tim | 2 | 1 | Volume 2 Chapter 1: The Life of Ellie | RoyalRoadL |
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The Life of Tim | 1 | 41 | Chapter 41: 1v1 Me Bro | RoyalRoadL |
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The Life of Tim | 1 | 1 | Volume 1 Chapter 1: The Life of Tim | RoyalRoadL |
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The Life of Tim | 70 | Chapter 70: A Life, Almost Forgotten | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 69 | Chapter 69: The Life of Tim | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 68 | Chapter 68: In Which Jumping Into A Burning Building Is A Good Idea | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 67 | Chapter 67: In Which Tim Needs Some Aspirin | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 66 | Chapter 66: The Obvious Benefits Of An Ambush | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 65 | Chapter 65: In Which The Town Guard Stops For A Light Dinner | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 64 | Chapter 64: How To Use a Severed Head as a Distraction | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 63 | Chapter 63: In Which Clarkson Does Paperwork | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 62 | Chapter 62: Leftovers Always Taste Better | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 61 | Chapter 61: My Friends, My Good Friends | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 60 | Chapter 60: In Which Elena Eats Some Cod | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 59 | Chapter 59: In Which Adrian Drops his Mixtape | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 58 | Chapter 58: Ain't Got No 'Mallows | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 57 | Chapter 57: Hide and Seek With Your Friendly Neighborhood Hero! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 56 | Chapter 56: Eleven Seconds | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 55 | Chapter 55: In Which Bert Sings A Silly Song | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 54 | Chapter 54: Torchlight Reflecting In A Glass | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 53 | Chapter 53: A Rare Seven-Fingered Elf, What A Find! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 52 | Chapter 52: A Wistful Dream For When The Violence Ends | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 51 | Chapter 51: Please Stop Killing The Messengers | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 50 | Chapter 50: Messengers Are Expendable | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 49 | Chapter 49: In Which Gangsters Bake Some Pastries | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 48 | Chapter 48: In Which Tim Becomes A Good, Upstanding Citizen | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 47 | Chapter 47: In Which Tim Valiantly Runs Away | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 46 | Chapter 46: Remember Kids, Always Cut Off The Head | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 45 | Chapter 45: A Flower In A Sea Of Smoke | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 44 | Chapter 44: In Which Tim Ignores OSHA Regulations | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 43 | Chapter 43: Spamming Lightning Magic | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 42 | Chapter 42: In Which A Hero Uses Her Brain For Once | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 40 | Chapter 40: In Which A Hero Jumps Off A Wall | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 39 | Chapter 39: In Which A Demon Camps For Kills | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 38 | Chapter 38: The Rat Requires Two Tins Of Cookies | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 37 | Chapter 37: Volunteers Are A Renewable Resource | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 36 | Chapter 36: In Which The Boys Look Forward To A Cold One | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 35 | Chapter 35: In Which People Show Up To Work Hungover | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 34 | Chapter 34: Sir, I Need You To Ignore The Suspicious Barrels | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 33 | Chapter 33: In Which Tim Slightly Improves Race Relations | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 32 | Chapter 32: In Which Tim Leans Back Really Far In A Chair | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 31 | Chapter 31: In Which Elena Causes Property Damage | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 30 | Chapter 30: In Which The Hero Does His Job For Once | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 29 | Chapter 29 - Epilogue | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 29 | Chapter 29: Gunpowder? More Like Funpowder! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 28 | Chapter 28: In Which Tim Explores the Wonders of Chemical Weapons | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 28 | Chapter 28: The Life Of Ellie | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 27 | Chapter 27: What Did That Desk Do To You? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 27 | Chapter 27: Attempting To Shank A Hero | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 26 | Chapter 26: Survivors | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 26 | Chapter 26: The Thing In The Gore Pit | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 25 | Chapter 25: Wood Splinters and Stone Bricks | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 25 | Chapter 25: The Man In The Suit | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 24 | Chapter 24: History Tends To Repeat Itself | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 24 | Chapter 24: The Gore Pit | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 23 | Chapter 23: Always Pack Brass Knuckles On Trips | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 23 | Chapter 23: Eat The Glass Eat The Glass | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 22 | Chapter 22: The Getting Out Of The Dodge | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 22 | Chapter 22: In Which Ellie Gets Some Petty Revenge | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 21 | Chapter 21: Definitely Not Sherlock | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 21 | Chapter 21: In Which Ellie Has Violent Intentions | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 20 | Chapter 20: Some Mustard For Your Hotdog | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 20 | Chapter 20: That One Thing With The Dragons And The Balls | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 19 | Chapter 19: Kneel | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 19 | Chapter 19: In Which Ellie Has A Sneaky-Beaky Idea | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 18 | Chapter 18: How To Make Mustard Gas | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 18 | Chapter 18: Keep An Eye On The Rats | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 17 | Chapter 17: In Which Tim Discovers War Crimes | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 17 | Chapter 17: A Thousand Voices | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 16 | Chapter 16: Rest When You're Dead | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 16 | Chapter 16: Right, So The People In The Mud? Yeah. They Can See You | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 15 | Chapter 15: Arm, Meet Rat | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 15 | Chapter 15: In Which Some Soldiers Sample Fine Cuisine | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 14 | Chapter 14: The Rat is Not a Flute | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 14 | Chapter 14: Bad Vibes On A Battlefield | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 13 | Chapter 13: Of Rats and Half-Elves | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 13 | Chapter 13: There Ain't No Ice Cream On A Battlefield | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 12 | Chapter 12: Loitering Can Be Bad For Your Health | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 12 | Chapter 12: Kicking Back With A Snack To Watch The Carnage | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 11 | Chapter 11: My Friend, My Good Friend | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 11 | Chapter 11: Exploring The Possibilities of Premeditated Homicide | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 10 | Chapter 10: Do Corpses Count as People? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 10 | Chapter 10.5: Farmers Don't Count As People | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 10 | Chapter 10: In Which Santet Becomes One With The Dust | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 9 | Chapter 9: No One Ever Invites Me to Parties | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 9 | Chapter 9: No One Ever Invites Me to Parties | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 9 | Chapter 9: A Hero in Jeans and a Button-Down | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 8 | Chapter 8: Hey Kids, Wanna See a Disembodied Hand? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 8 | Chapter 8.5: Hey Siri, What is the Geneva Convention? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 8 | Chapter 8: Hey Kids, Wanna See a Disembodied Hand? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 8 | Chapter 8.5: Hey Siri, What is the Geneva Convention? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 8 | Chapter 8: In Which Galler Gives Out Firm Yet Loving Hugs | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 7 | Chapter 7: The Rat Definitely Does Not Talk | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 7 | Chapter 7: The Rat Definitely Does Not Talk | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 7 | Chapter 7: Hello There Dandy-Man | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 6 | Chapter 6: Oh You'd Butter Believe This | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 6 | Chapter 6: Oh You'd Butter Believe This | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 6 | Chapter 6: The Voices in the Wall Aren't Real, They Can't Hurt You | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 5 | Chapter 5: Cookies, a Rat's Best Friend | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 5 | Chapter 5: Fifty Good Men Ready To Commit Acts of Extreme Violence | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 4 | Chapter 4: Taxes and Death, The Only Certainties of Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 4 | Chapter 4: In Which Ellie Takes Care of Very Serious Business™ | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 3 | Chapter 3: Hydration is Key to a Healthy Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 3 | Chapter 3: Hydration is Key to a Healthy Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 3 | Chapter 3: Hydration is Key to a Healthy Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 3 | Chapter 3: In Which Elena Hates Blue People | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 2 | Chapter 2: Traveling by Map | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 2 | Chapter 2: Traveling by Map | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 2 | Chapter 2: Bill Clarkson Vs Elena's Alcohol Addiction (Round 1 - Fight!) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 1 | Chapter 1: The Life of Tim | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | 1 | Chapter 1: The Life of Tim | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Life of Tim | Prologue: In Which the Heroes do a Good Thing | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Life of Tim | Prologue: In Which the Heroes do a Good Thing | RoyalRoadL |