Prestige Gaming is the premier gaming corporation on the planet. Nanotech gaming, on site, int he New Mexican desert, Be anything you ever wanted to be - in real life. Mix and match genres, skills, Disintegration Induction Chain Katanas . . . the only limit is your imagination! And your level - you don't get everything handed to you right out the gate noob.
But within the great expanse of the miraculous park lies the dull and dark truth. Prisoners serve out short life sentences within these same beautiful grounds, grinded, chopped and imploded for the cheers of distant holovision viewers, or the golden ticker wielders of the on-site invisi-stands. Company rivals spy and scheme. Sabateurs plot. Addison Killborne burns her competition. And Van Burgundy tries to makes sense of himself, his secret, way too many dirty acronyms and his new programming job inside the BALLSAC.
When everything begins to collapse around them, can Addie and Van survive the on-site nanocalypse and gain freedom from heaven turned hell? Or will they find themselves Dicked, Ramrodded and even possibly Gruesome Garied all over the gritty hardpan of the New Mexican sand?
Glitchworld is a ten book series, eleven including the book zero novella, that features humor, action and chaos at a nantotech game park gone off the rails. The first four novels (and one novella) set the scene and also create the villains and characters who will feature prominently within the later latter novels. This particular one is the story of Van and Addie, two of the series heroes, and how they came to be. Get ready for lots of 18+ puns combined with a myriad of jokes and satire as the duo battle through dangerous mobs, other players, and a rogue AI gone Tyrant.
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 24 | Chapter 24 - Never Split the Party | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 23 | Chapter 23 - Menage A Wha-? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 22 | Chapter 22 - Van Burgundy Wets Himself | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 21 | Chapter 21 - TREMBLE, HOOMANS | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 20 | Chapter 20 - Muh HUMPS | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 19 | Chapter 19 - Look At That! Thor's Dick! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 18 | Chapter 18 - Attack Level 9 Douchenozzle | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 17 | Chapter 17 - Pounded In The Butt By Van Burgundy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 16 | Chapter 16 - "Yes, My Avatar Of Righteous Destruction?" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 16 | Chapter 16 - "Yes, My Avatar Of Righteous Destruction?" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 15 | Chapter 15 - A Hell Of A Deal | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 15 | Chapter 15 - A Hell Of A Deal | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 14 | Chapter 14 - Van and Addie Kick Buckets | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 13 | Chapter 13 - VR Minge And A Gooey Ramrod | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 12 | Chapter 12 - Carrying The Noob | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 11 | Chapter 11 - Ready, Set, Run! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 10 | Chapter 10 - Way Too Much DILDOS | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 9 | Chapter 9 - So That's What That Does! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 9 | Chapter 9 - So That's What That Does! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 8 | Chapter 8 - Necro Feel Ya | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 8 | Chapter 8 - Necro Feel Ya | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 7 | Chapter 7 - A Left Wing Right Wing Terror Cell | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 7 | Chapter 7 - A Left Wing Right Wing Terror Cell | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 6 | Chapter 6.1 - Zoinks! Dinosaurs, Cowboys and Confederates! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 6 | Chapter 6.1 - Zoinks! Dinosaurs, Cowboys and Confederates! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 6 | Chapter 6.2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 6 | Chapter 6.2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 5 | Chapter 5.2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 5 | Chapter 5.1 - A Gaggle of Slayers | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 5 | Chapter 5.1 - A Gaggle of Slayers | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 5 | Chapter 5.2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 4 | Chapter 4 - Van Seizes Control of the BALLSAC | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 4 | Chapter 4 - Van Seizes Control of the BALLSAC | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 3 | Chapter 3 - A Well-Done Kitty | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 3 | Chapter 3 - A Well-Done Kitty | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 2 | Chapter 2 - Van Diesel with a Hint of Burgundy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 2 | Chapter 2 - Van Diesel with a Hint of Burgundy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 1 | Chapter 1 - Getting Dicked in Dungeonworld | RoyalRoadL | |
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Dungeons and Dillholes | 1 | Chapter 1 - Getting Dicked in Dungeonworld | RoyalRoadL | |
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