"I am Universeman! My left eye shines like the sun and my right eye glows like the moon! The death star is the core of my heart and the black hole is boiling inside my stomach!"

A story with only dialogue and dialogue tags!

LET'S GO!

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Cover picture is Illidan fanart. https://shuploc.tumblr.com/post/163034430887/quick-illidan-stormrage-anime-style-%E1%B4%97

I will also be posting this story on Royalroad.com