My Name is Mr Red.

I am a time traveller. I escaped a war over two hundred years in the future. And I've come back here, to tell you about it. I can barely leave my bed anymore, in this tiny apartment, hidden away from any government agents, trying to find me. My time machine has been destroyed by a temperamental woman, who wears killer nanobots around her neck like they're a necklace, and I am currently under the care of another man from the future, my husband.

I suggest that you sit down, if you're willing to hear about how my home empire fell, how I even stole the time machine I used, how the angry girl from before tricked the army, and how I met my husband in a lovely island military research facility.