*updates every Sunday* Dragon King Qiu Ling sat in front of an empty book and frowned. It had been two days, eight hours and twenty-six minutes since he had irrevocably fallen in love. Unfortunately, the person who had captured his heart — namely crown prince Jing He, the Son of Heaven — still wasn't reciprocating his feelings. It was about time he did, though, because Qiu Ling really couldn't take waiting any longer. Thus, Qiu Ling decided that he had to forge a plan that would enable him to capture Jing He's heart the same way Jing He had captured his.

In that way, the 69 stratagems of Dragon King Qiu Ling were written. One can only hope that no unknowing soul will ever happen upon this secret manual and try to use it because most likely no one but crown prince Jing He would fall for this.