Ulysses S. Garrity's a bros' bro who's going places. A recent graduate of an A-list Midwestern university, he's a former vice president of Omega Theta Pi, an elite fraternity. He works as a partner-track money manager for an established hedge fund founded and run by older Omegas. And his fiance's father—another Omega—actually KNOWS senators.

This homecoming weekend, Ulysses is back on campus chugging beers, celebrating his last year as a single dude. But things get weird when he wakes up a woman, dumped on Omega house's front lawn. Soon, he... or she?... discovers that some of his frat bros are freaking pigs. Worse, people he trusted are conspiring to keep things on the down-low. But instead of navel-gazing, he... or she?... hits the warpath, enlisting new allies: the cops, the FBI, a radical feminist witch, Ulysses's therapy group, the media who are enticed by his click-bait-rich story... anyone who'll help him... or her? bring the swine to justice.

Soon, Ulysses is winning. And big. Until Ulysses's own less-than-stellar frat bro past comes to light, and all bets are off.

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