"For Millennia, I Stood" Maybe I should write a book like that once I get the chance, it's a nice name after all. Though I suppose that is a metaphor I am using. No, not the Millenia part. The "Stood" part. I suppose in our language it's still standing, but not the standing where you're on your two legs type of standing. Maybe it's not a metaphor then, but something else? For all the time I spent reading, I never was too good with details like these. Ah, I digress, where was I? Yes, for millennia I stood, right here, without moving. Pretty sad, in a sense, but I suppose I just worked with what I got. How did this happen? Well, I suppose time is something I do not lack, might as well entertain you for a bit.

Witness the story of Robert, an unfortunate casualty in the acts of gods, who reincarnates...as a rock.