While I was sleeping, a picture of the Dragon Balls came to my mind...

Me: "I SUMMON YOU SHENRON, COME AND GRANT MY REQUEST!!!" Shenron: "You have two wishes. Tell me what you wish for, although it is limited within this world of dream" Me: "Grant me unlimited wishes" Shenron: "No can do, you can only have two" Me: "I wish that my next wish can affect reality" Shenron: "No can d- Wait wut? Ok, that's legal, your wish has been granted" Me: "I wish that I have the power of Saitama but without being bald" Shenron" "No can do, Saitama's power is unlimited, I cannot grant you such power" Me: "I wish that I have 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Saitama's power, but without being bald" Shenron: [this seems like a humble wish so I'm going to grant him this request] "Your wish has been granted"

Then I woke up...