April 1st, 2020: Could this year possibly get any worse? That isn't a challenge to the universe, since the coronavirus ravages Earth even as it burns, Zoscorp has nearly monopolized the entire world, and now some diabolical alien dick from space has appeared in the night sky above California. Yet hope remains while the company is true...

Kat, a depressed overweight teenager, is unhappy with the world. Her only comfort is spending all her free time online obsessing over the pop star, Anjelik. After much persuading, she leaves her comfort zone to see an Anjelik concert.

CHAD STEELMAN lives in his Mom's basement (if you can call living). If only his spam blocker could stop the strange flood of emails inviting him to compete in the new reality TV Show called The Marshmallow Test.

Anjelik, an LGBTQ rights activist and pop star, lives by the motto "girls just wanna have fun" but she also wants to rule the world, because who doesn't?

Can any of them save humankind if they're already damned?