NEW Author's Note:

This story's a bit sarcastic, and a bit dark. The rules get played around with a bit around the beginning but calms down a bit farther into this story. The upload schedule is about... pretty much never, but you can feel like you're getting an early birthday present whenever a new chapter comes out.

Tongue-in-cheek description: This story is about the world of E-arth. Well, it should have been about the world of E-arth, but someone messed up and erased the world before it could have been narrated. The new one, well, has the wrong main character. Hope nothing goes bad.

Actual Author's Note -

Note #1: This story updates occasionally, with me only working on it during breaks. Maybe once, twice a month.

Note #2: There's actually enough written story until Ch.3, but too slow to type it out. Maybe later.

Note #3: (By this time, there's far too much backlog. Send help, or maybe a comment)

Final note: The earlier chapters are slowly getting rewritten. This means that the quality(and length) are going to get significantly better than the earlier versions. Yay.